25 Of The Most Traumatizing Toys Ever Imagined

Posted by , Updated on May 24, 2015

Do you remember your favorite toy? Was it a superhero action figure which stood up to imaginary villains? Or maybe it was a talking teddy bear that “read” bedtime stories to you every night. Whatever that toy was, more than likely it was something fun, relatively innocent, and cheerful. The toys on this list, are anything but that. Whether they’re inappropriate or just downright horrifying, these are 25 of the most traumatizing toys ever imagined. Trust us, you do not want to let your kids play with these.


This Avenging Narwhal even comes with 3 adorable little animals to impale

The avenging narwhalSource: viralammo.com

Apart from actually naming your kid Adolf, there's not much worse than this

Adolf Hitler DollSource: sharenator.com

Oh wait, we stand corrected. Allow us to introduce the Lego concentration camp

Lego Concentration CampSource: latimes.com

And then there's blatant racism

Racist dollSource: forbesavenue.com

There are bad ideas, and then there are worse than bad ideas. This belongs to the latter.

Pole dancing dollSource: nydailynews.com

It's a...pregnant baby?

Pregnant babySource: gizmodo.com

A face that eats your money. It just sounds terrifying.

Face BankSource: youtube.com

Uh, those teeth actually look kind of real

Button dollSource: huffingtonpost.com

These alien-looking, disembodied hands will soothe your child to sleep. And traumatize them forever.

Zaky Infant PillowSource: thingamababy.com

Maybe a simple magic kit would have been a better idea

Straight jacket toySource: funnybundle.com

Why does this chimp look like he's about to kill somebody?

Chimp dollSource: distractify.com

Shaving baby's will definitely not mess your kids up. Nope, never.

Shaving baby dollSource: ebaumsworld.com

There doesn't seem to be too much that is very funny about this cage

Funny cageSource: huffingtonpost.com

Never ever crossbreed mice and rabbits

Mouse dollSource: ebaumsworld.com

A neck ring? Seriously? This kid is going to hate water forever!

Swimming neck ringSource: alibaba.com

Why do creepy dolls always have to be photographed in horrible lighting conditions?

Gnome dollSource: collegehumor.com

Seriously, just let the kids be kids

Milking cow toySource: collegehumor.com

Out of all the dolls you could have chosen...

Pee and poo dollsSource: ebay.com

Gold teeth and wife beater are not included

My first tattoo gunSource: pinterest.com

Only China could come up with something like this

Inflatable TitanicSource: jumpandslide.com

Unless your kids really hates Star Wars and you don't mind them growing up to be serial killers, dead ewoks are probably a no-no

Ewok dolls

Russian Roulette for kids? There's no way that could ever go wrong. Definitely not.

Kaba kickSource: geek-cred.com

Peta disproved.

Cat with guts spilled outSource: tokyomango.com

World Trade Center Airplane toys really exist (sadly).

911 toySource: nbcnews.com

So what are you actually supposed to do with it? Build a poo spaceship?

Poo doughSource: factsoftoday.com

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