25 Of The Most Traumatizing Toys Ever Imagined

Do you remember your favorite toy? Was it a superhero action figure which stood up to imaginary villains? Or maybe it was a talking teddy bear that “read” bedtime stories to you every night. Whatever that toy was, more than likely it was something fun, relatively innocent, and cheerful. The toys on this list, are anything but that. Whether they’re inappropriate or just downright horrifying, these are 25 of the most traumatizing toys ever imagined. Trust us, you do not want to let your kids play with these.

25

This Avenging Narwhal even comes with 3 adorable little animals to impale

The avenging narwhalSource: viralammo.com
24

Apart from actually naming your kid Adolf, there's not much worse than this

Adolf Hitler DollSource: sharenator.com
23

Oh wait, we stand corrected. Allow us to introduce the Lego concentration camp

Lego Concentration CampSource: latimes.com
22

And then there's blatant racism

Racist dollSource: forbesavenue.com
21

There are bad ideas, and then there are worse than bad ideas. This belongs to the latter.

Pole dancing dollSource: nydailynews.com
20

It's a...pregnant baby?

Pregnant babySource: gizmodo.com
19

A face that eats your money. It just sounds terrifying.

Face BankSource: youtube.com
18

Uh, those teeth actually look kind of real

Button dollSource: huffingtonpost.com
17

These alien-looking, disembodied hands will soothe your child to sleep. And traumatize them forever.

Zaky Infant PillowSource: thingamababy.com
16

Maybe a simple magic kit would have been a better idea

Straight jacket toySource: funnybundle.com
15

Why does this chimp look like he's about to kill somebody?

Chimp dollSource: distractify.com
14

Shaving baby's will definitely not mess your kids up. Nope, never.

Shaving baby dollSource: ebaumsworld.com
13

There doesn't seem to be too much that is very funny about this cage

Funny cageSource: huffingtonpost.com
12

Never ever crossbreed mice and rabbits

Mouse dollSource: ebaumsworld.com
11

A neck ring? Seriously? This kid is going to hate water forever!

Swimming neck ringSource: alibaba.com
10

Why do creepy dolls always have to be photographed in horrible lighting conditions?

Gnome dollSource: collegehumor.com
9

Seriously, just let the kids be kids

Milking cow toySource: collegehumor.com
8

Out of all the dolls you could have chosen...

Pee and poo dollsSource: ebay.com
7

Gold teeth and wife beater are not included

My first tattoo gunSource: pinterest.com
6

Only China could come up with something like this

Inflatable TitanicSource: jumpandslide.com
5

Unless your kids really hates Star Wars and you don't mind them growing up to be serial killers, dead ewoks are probably a no-no

Ewok dolls
4

Russian Roulette for kids? There's no way that could ever go wrong. Definitely not.

Kaba kickSource: geek-cred.com
3

Peta disproved.

Cat with guts spilled outSource: tokyomango.com
2

World Trade Center Airplane toys really exist (sadly).

911 toySource: nbcnews.com
1

So what are you actually supposed to do with it? Build a poo spaceship?

Poo doughSource: factsoftoday.com


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