Do you remember your favorite toy? Was it a superhero action figure which stood up to imaginary villains? Or maybe it was a talking teddy bear that “read” bedtime stories to you every night. Whatever that toy was, more than likely it was something fun, relatively innocent, and cheerful. The toys on this list, are anything but that. Whether they’re inappropriate or just downright horrifying, these are 25 of the most traumatizing toys ever imagined. Trust us, you do not want to let your kids play with these.
This Avenging Narwhal even comes with 3 adorable little animals to impale

Apart from actually naming your kid Adolf, there's not much worse than this

Oh wait, we stand corrected. Allow us to introduce the Lego concentration camp

And then there's blatant racism

There are bad ideas, and then there are worse than bad ideas. This belongs to the latter.

It's a...pregnant baby?

A face that eats your money. It just sounds terrifying.

Uh, those teeth actually look kind of real

These alien-looking, disembodied hands will soothe your child to sleep. And traumatize them forever.

Maybe a simple magic kit would have been a better idea

Why does this chimp look like he's about to kill somebody?

Shaving baby's will definitely not mess your kids up. Nope, never.

There doesn't seem to be too much that is very funny about this cage

Never ever crossbreed mice and rabbits

A neck ring? Seriously? This kid is going to hate water forever!

Why do creepy dolls always have to be photographed in horrible lighting conditions?

Seriously, just let the kids be kids

Out of all the dolls you could have chosen...

Gold teeth and wife beater are not included

Only China could come up with something like this

Unless your kids really hates Star Wars and you don't mind them growing up to be serial killers, dead ewoks are probably a no-no

Russian Roulette for kids? There's no way that could ever go wrong. Definitely not.

Peta disproved.

World Trade Center Airplane toys really exist (sadly).

So what are you actually supposed to do with it? Build a poo spaceship?
