25 Of The Best One Liners You Have Ever Heard

One liners are great. You can use them everywhere. Parties, school, work…they’re guaranteed to make you the coolest cat in town. Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but there is something about a well placed one liner that can completely change the mood of a conversation. Often they can be a great way to diffuse awkwardness, reduce tension, or just elicit some laughs. If you’re really good, it will probably take people a few minutes to get it and some might not get the joke at all. The difference between one liners and typical jokes is that one liners are just that – one line. Usually a statement or an observation, the joke often involves some sort of word play or irony. The key to making a good one liner work is to fit it into the conversation seamlessly. This means that you always have to be on the lookout for opportunities to drop your joke, at least in the beginning. As time goes on you’ll get more natural and even start surprising yourself at how good you’ve become. At any rate, even if you never use them one liners make for good fun. These are 25 of the best one liners you have ever heard!

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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doingSource: reddit, Image: wikipedia
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I, for one, like Roman numerals

I, for one, like Roman numeralsSource: reddit, Image: pixabay
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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm ok.

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm ok.Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: pixabay
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zooSource: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia


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