This list is going to be silly. Of course it will be. Why wouldn’t it be? These aren’t going to be about actual movies. Well, the originals are actual movies. But the new movies are just made up. They’re thought experiments. Almost like jokes. Maybe you can even think of some on your own. It really is amazing how many movies there are out there with such malleable titles. You just change one letter and the entire movie is completely different. It is quite amusing. Take something as simple as Superman. Remove the “n” and you get Superma. Now imagine what that would be about! And there you go. That is the topic of our list. Simple, funny, sweet. You will laugh. Your day will be better. You will work more efficiently and make millions of dollars. That’s why you’re here right? To make millions of dollars? Ok, we didn’t actually think that. But even if you were. That’s ok. You need a break from all the hard work you’ve been doing this week. So lean back and enjoy. That’s what you deserve, especially if you’re a movie junky. These are 25 movies that would be completely different if you removed one letter from the title!
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Ill Bill (Kill Bill)
He gets sick.
Dude Here's My Car (Dude Where's My Car)
We’ve reduced the movie to about 2 minutes.
Fat and Furious (Fast And Furious)
You’ll just have to use your imagination for this one.
A movie about watching paint dry.
The Silence of the Labs (The Silence of the Lambs)
It’s 2 hours of security footage from empty chemistry laboratories.
Children of Me (Children of Men)
Here, let me show you 2 hours of footage from when you were a kid! No thanks mom.
Rock I, II, III, IV, and V (Rocky I, II, III, IV, and V)
So would it be the same rock each time?
12 Years A Slav (12 Years A Slave)
Somebody pretends to be Russian for more than a decade.
The Dark Night (The Dark Knight)
2 hours of just a black screen.
The Martin (The Martian)
He works in accounting and excels at….excel.
Apocalypse No (Apocalypse Now)
That sounds like an acceptable outcome. Boring, but acceptable.
It’s a movie about office workers who can’t figure out how to use the copy machine.
Jurassic Par (Jurassic Park)
Dinosaurs playing golf?
The Empire Trikes Back (The Empire Strikes Back)
Given the vast distances of space, triking back could take a while.
The Da Vinci Cod (The Da Vinci Code)
A movie about Leonardo painting a fish.
Harry Otter (Harry Potter)
Hmmm, sounds interesting.
Pup Fiction (Pulp Fiction)
Something about fake dogs.
Full Meta Jacket (Full Metal Jacket)
An outer garment gets caught in cycle of self references. Chaos ensues.
Coming to dentist waiting rooms everywhere!
Fining Nemo (Finding Nemo)
An epic drama surrounding Nemo and his attempts to pay off his speeding tickets.
The Ego Movie (The Lego Movie)
Starring Donald Trump…
Snakes On A Plan (Snakes On A Plane)
An enjoyable documentary about a program to breed snakes. Narrated by Samuel Jackson.
The Mighty Duck (The Mighty Ducks)
One duck…mighty…but outnumbered…
He Departed (The Departed)
So when’s he coming back?
The story of the world’s best mom.