Although it’s already gone bankrupt, the infamous Skymall magazine that was found in the back of nearly every airline seat will forever be etched on our hearts with all of its wacky and crazy products. Come take a walk down memory lane as we flip through the 25 most ridiculous Skymall items ever!
The Alien Butler
Why have a regular old human butler when you can get an alien for only $69.95?
Automatic Cereal Dispenser
Seriously? As if the cereal doesn’t already “automatically” dispense when you turn the box upside down.
Wrist Cellphone Carrier
This should not be encouraged. Ever.
Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station
Well if you’re going to bring your phone into the bathroom you might as well charge it.
A Papercup That Is Not A Papercup
It’s fake. We’re not sure why it’s fake. But it’s fake.
T-Rex Dinosaur Head
No wonder SkyMall went bankrupt.
Wine Glass Holder Necklace
This is sure to make you the center of attention, but not necessarily in a good way.
Solar Powered Cooling Hat
See the irony? It gets its energy from something hot (the sun) and converts it into something cold (AC on your brain holder)
AKA, a sleeping bag with hand holes.
Day of the Week Clock
This could actually be useful sometimes.
Tomatoes and protein…what could be healthier?
Canine Geneology Kit
Really? Do people actually do this?
Personalized Branding Iron
Our guess is that most of the people buying this weren’t farmers. So the obvious question would be, “What were they branding?”
Have you ever wanted your hair to sparkle annoyingly? Well now it can.
Macedonian Battle Helmet
It’s sure to make for great conversation on your next date.
Box of Applause
Does nobody laugh at your jokes? This box will.
Adult Jumping Ball
Who wouldn’t buy this?
Dog Dung Vacuum
It’s the first vacuum cleaner specifically, intricately, and very carefully engineered for sucking up poop.
Knuckle Meat Pounder
Do people really buy this to pound meat?
Alien Flying Saucer Statue
This is just in case your date doesn’t dig the Macedonian Battle Helmet.
This should brighten up your midnight bathroom breaks.
There are actually people out there that do this. They live among us.
Luxury Dog Dining Dishes
Your dog will be super grateful and forever thankful and show its gratitude to you, its benevolent master…by not caring at all.
Hair Restoration Laser
While it’s better than a combover…ok it’s not. Do you know why? Because it doesn’t work! Stop trying to hold on to it. Let it go. Bald and proud baby, bald and proud.
Dod Bread Toaster
Have you ever wanted to eat your dog but not really? Here’s your chance!