25 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items Ever

Although it’s already gone bankrupt, the infamous Skymall magazine that was found in the back of nearly every airline seat will forever be etched on our hearts with all of its wacky and crazy products. Come take a walk down memory lane as we flip through the 25 most ridiculous Skymall items ever!

25

The Alien Butler

The Alien Butler

Why have a regular old human butler when you can get an alien for only $69.95?

24

Automatic Cereal Dispenser

Automatic Cereal Dispenser

Seriously? As if the cereal doesn’t already “automatically” dispense when you turn the box upside down.

23

Wrist Cellphone Carrier

Wrist Cellphone Carrier

This should not be encouraged. Ever.

22

Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station

Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station

Well if you’re going to bring your phone into the bathroom you might as well charge it.

21

A Papercup That Is Not A Papercup

A Papercup That Is Not A Papercup

It’s fake. We’re not sure why it’s fake. But it’s fake.

20

T-Rex Dinosaur Head

T-Rex Dinosaur Head

No wonder SkyMall went bankrupt.

19

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

This is sure to make you the center of attention, but not necessarily in a good way.

18

Solar Powered Cooling Hat

Solar Powered Cooling Hat

See the irony? It gets its energy from something hot (the sun) and converts it into something cold (AC on your brain holder)

17

The Cocoon

The Cocoon

AKA, a sleeping bag with hand holes.

16

Day of the Week Clock

Day of the Week Clock

This could actually be useful sometimes.

15

Protein Ketchup

Protein Ketchup

Tomatoes and protein…what could be healthier?

14

Canine Geneology Kit

Canine Geneology Kit

Really? Do people actually do this?

13

Personalized Branding Iron

Personalized Branding Iron

Our guess is that most of the people buying this weren’t farmers. So the obvious question would be, “What were they branding?”

12

Bling String

Bling String

Have you ever wanted your hair to sparkle annoyingly? Well now it can.

11

Macedonian Battle Helmet

Macedonian Battle Helmet

It’s sure to make for great conversation on your next date.

10

Box of Applause

Box of Applause

Does nobody laugh at your jokes? This box will.

9

Adult Jumping Ball

Adult Jumping Ball

Who wouldn’t buy this?

8

Dog Dung Vacuum

Dog Dung Vacuum

It’s the first vacuum cleaner specifically, intricately, and very carefully engineered for sucking up poop.

7

Knuckle Meat Pounder

Knuckle Meat Pounder

Do people really buy this to pound meat?

6

Alien Flying Saucer Statue

Alien Flying Saucer Statue

This is just in case your date doesn’t dig the Macedonian Battle Helmet.

5

Glowing Toilet

Glowing Toilet

This should brighten up your midnight bathroom breaks.

4

Car Lashes

Car Lashes

There are actually people out there that do this. They live among us.

3

Luxury Dog Dining Dishes

Luxury Dog Dining Dishes

Your dog will be super grateful and forever thankful and show its gratitude to you, its benevolent master…by not caring at all.

2

Hair Restoration Laser

Hair Restoration Laser

While it’s better than a combover…ok it’s not. Do you know why? Because it doesn’t work! Stop trying to hold on to it. Let it go. Bald and proud baby, bald and proud.

1

Dod Bread Toaster

Dod Bread Toaster

Have you ever wanted to eat your dog but not really? Here’s your chance!



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