25 Most Ridiculous Lies Parents Actually Tell Their Kids

Posted by , Updated on October 20, 2016

Parents always tell their children they should not lie, explaining to them how bad and naughty telling lies is, but in fact, they lie very often themselves. Honesty might be the most ethical policy, but sometimes, it is just not effective enough. If you cannot get your kids to behave by the standard ways, you are likely to resort to an alternative option – lie to them. Sometimes, it is so much easier to “stretch the truth” for the good of all, which is why so many lies have been told to kids by their parents. Some of the lies are actually so funny and creative that we decided to make an entire post out of them. If you want to have a good laugh over some of the finest lies, craziest and funniest lies, that have ever been told to kids by their parents, enjoy these 25 Most Ridiculous Lies Parents Actually Tell Their Kids.



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The ice cream truck music only plays when they run out of ice team.

ice cream vanSource: msn.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Ice_Cream_Truck_Sydney_Australia_-_crop.png

They don’t sell replacement batteries for this toy.

monkey toySource: rebrn.com https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Ice_Cream_Truck_Sydney_Australia_-_crop.png

If you don’t behave in the drive-thru line, you will get a Sad Meal.

Happy MealSource: dailymail.co.uk, image: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/117/275572789_198edc03fc_b.jpg

No, it's not coke. It is just black water, and you wouldn’t like it.

cokeSource: http://twentytwowords.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-341489/?no_redirect

There are no cartoons on at night because that’s when the characters sleep.

cartoon-catSource: scarymommy.com, image: http://res.freestockphotos.biz/pictures/10/10660-illustration-of-a-cartoon-cat-sleeping-isolated-on-a-white-background-pv.png

The candy up by the register at stores is old and left over. The stores put it there so the manufacturers can come back and pick it up because it went bad.

candy shelfSource: msn.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Orbit_Gum_stand.JPG

The animals on the side of the road are just taking a nap because the road is warm.

sleeping foxSource: buzzfeed.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-957383/?no_redirect

It is not calamari. It is Italian onion rings.

calamariSource: dailymail.co.uk, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Calamares_tapas.jpg

The TV only works when it rains.

boy watching TVSource: buzzfeed.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-403582/?no_redirect

If you eat enough vegetables, your body will make them taste like candy.

vegetablesSource: http://twentytwowords.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-752153/?no_redirect

If you don’t learn how to read, your voice will disappear.

kid learning how to readSource: boredpanda.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-286240/?no_redirect

Unicorns are real, but you only see one when you’re being really good.

UnicornSource: scarymommy.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-1370898/?no_redirect

Brush your teeth really good because the tooth fairy pays extra for clean teeth.

kid brushing teethSource: msn.com, image: https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3655/3610103532_442d77cb73_z.jpg?zz=1

Every time you touch something in the store, a kitten dies.

kittenSource: dailymail.co.uk, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Golden_tabby_and_white_kitten_n01.jpg

If you wander off, the boogie man will kill you and make you into a sausage.

sausageSource: twentytwowords.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-738080/?no_redirect

If you swallow chewing gum, your poop will bounce up and down in the toilet.

chewing gumSource: boredpanda.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-1359236/?no_redirect

Chuck E. Cheese’s is only for birthday parties; you have to be invited to one to go there.

Chuck E. Cheese’sSource: scarymommy.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Chuck_E._Cheese%C2%B4s_Mall_Aventura_Plaza_Trujillo.jpg

That it is a 'rule of the world' that you have to start eating the skin on an apple when you're 4 years old.

appleSource: popsugar.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Red_Apple.jpg

The oil stains on the street are little kids that got run over because they didn’t hold anyone's hand when crossing the street.

Father holding hands with his two young children crossing streetSource: boredpanda.com, image: http://www.pixnio.com/free-images/people/father-holding-hands-with-his-two-young-children-crossing-street.jpg

No it's not fish, it is Argentinian Chicken.

fried fishSource: twentytwowords.com, image: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/nahled/296-1266102607rpyT.jpg

Mickey Mouse has to call and personally invite you to Disney World before we can go.

Mickey MouseSource: msn.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HKMickeyMinnieMainStreetSummer07.JPG

I sit outside your preschool all day in case you need me.

kid in preschoolSource: popsugar.com, image: https://pixabay.com/p-1258934/?no_redirect

Coconuts are bear eggs.

CoconutSource: teamjimmyjoe.com, image: https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4018/4268223207_e8802fa3e1_b.jpg

The rumble strips on the highway are for blind drivers.

rumble stripsSource: teamjimmyjoe.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/North_Luzon_Expressway_Rumble_Strips.jpg

If you push the reset button on the power outlet, the house will explode.

power outletSource: twentytwowords.com, image: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Wiring_of_European_fuse_box.JPG

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