25 Most Ridiculous Baby Pacifiers From Amazon (Super Funny)

Ah the Pacifier. Paci, Binky, Bink, Dummy, Nubby, or whatever you call it, it’s proof that something or somebody loves mothers and wants them to be sane sometimes. While there are literally dozens of shapes to soothe baby, these particular pacifiers are designed to amuse and thus also soothe the adults. Because when you have a screaming baby, you need a sense of humor. Here are 25 Most Ridiculous Baby Pacifiers From Amazon.


Ah the "new classic" mustache baby pacifier. Because it's never too early to look like a hipster or a member of the Mafia.

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Halloween Costume Idea: The whole family dresses up as Ducktales. Woo-oo!

DuckburgImage & Source: https://www.amazon.com/

Pacifier Dongle Attachment not included.

isuckSource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

This isn't technically a pacifier, it's a teether. But it's still hilarious.

bacon teetherImage & Source: https://www.amazon.com/

I vant to suck your...bottle. We're gonna go with bottle here.

IvanttosuckyourbottleImage & Source: https://www.amazon.com/

No, they don't make one for teenagers, we asked.

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You're never too young to be a fan of Avril Lavigne's early works

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The texture on this unique pacifier may actually help baby with teething!

razbabySource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

Kissy Face!

kissSource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

Babies and pacifiers should come with warnings.

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All I want for Christmas is ...

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Find it here.

If you think this is an funny pacifier for a newborn, wait until you see number 2!


So baby can be the hero of their own story.

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No one is safe from Emojis and text speak. No one.

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Happy Halloween! Or happy every day for goth parents. We don't judge.

pumpkinpaciImage & Source: https://www.amazon.com/

You're never too young for cheesy dinosaur-related puns. Ever. Also you're never too old for them, regardless of what your husband says.

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Never too young for bling.

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For that Chic Miss Piggy, baby.

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For the Kardashian fan. No judgement, you've gotta watch something when baby's up all hours.

blingpaciSource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

This completes the "thug life" pacifier wardrobe.

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This one speaks for itself. Or rather, it doesn't.

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There are alternatives to the mustache, if you're looking for variation in plastic baby facial hair styles.

goteeSource & Image : https://www.amazon.com/

You're nobunny till somebunny loves you!

babybunnypaciSource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

If they understood what sticking their tongue out meant, they'd be doing it anyway.

teethandtongueSource & Image: https://www.amazon.com/

Why just have a non-ironic ironic mustache pacifier when you could have one with weird kissy lips too?

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Add Friend?

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Find it here.


If your love of babies and funny isn’t quite satisfied, be sure to check out 25 Hilarious Baby Expectations vs. Reality Pictures.

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