25 Most Clever Parenting T-Shirts For Moms and Dads!

Posted by , Updated on December 7, 2023

What’s in a 25 Most Clever Parenting T-Shirts’ list? A lot. Parenting can be a lot of fun and bring a deep sense a joy, but it’s not exactly a walk in the park. I love my kids and all their crazy, and while copious amounts of caffeine and my commitment to staying off mommy-blogs helps me maintain sanity, the truth is some days I just need a good laugh.

No, parenting has not doomed me to a lifetime of sweatpants and whining (or wine-ing) about all my God-help-me-I’m-raising-actual-humans type of woes, but there are those days. Those days when showers are more “optional” than they should be, and I find myself stress eating the kids’ alphabet cookies (Don’t judge me. I’m sure I’m not the only one).

And for the record, it’s not just us moms who experience the crazy stress of parenting…dads, I’m looking at you, too!

Anyway, this one is for parents or for those who know a parent that could use some love in the form of a giggle. If you’re having a day, look no further. Now, instead of stress eating and drinking, you can take a look at these hilarious and clever parenting t-shirts, buy a few, and then go take a shower. Here are 25 Most Clever Parenting T-Shirts!


Out of all the parenting styles out there, I find this one the most honest.

parenting style survivalisthttps://amzn.to/2BQ2nyi

Someone's got to do it, right? I hear job perks include the possibility of hugs.

meltdown managerhttps://amzn.to/2StMK6K

Clever, cute, and nerdy. What more could you want from a t-shirt?

expansion packshttps://amzn.to/2CHxAWi

You know, this shirt makes a really good point.

3 daughtershttps://amzn.to/2CHw9qw


mommin aint easyhttps://amzn.to/2RqfaRT

Also truth

mama needs a beerhttps://amzn.to/2ViJJYR


aint no hood like fatherhoodhttps://amzn.to/2BS2dXc

Omg...can I please get an amen?!?

dads don't babysit; it's called parentinghttps://amzn.to/2LIIdL3

I thought this was a cliche until I had a son. Now I know it's a cliche for a reason.

support wildlife raise boyshttps://amzn.to/2BPEqY1

Me, too!

I am freaking tiredhttps://amzn.to/2StGVX9

Best. Game. Ever.

lets play the quiet gamehttps://amzn.to/2BSbkY4

As it turns out, it's a valid workout.

i chase toddlershttps://amzn.to/2GLpgZl

*chuckle* Oh, believe you me

parenting jurassic parkhttps://amzn.to/2ArkJpv

...and hopefully it's still at least warm by the time you get to it.

may your coffee be stronger than your toddlerhttps://amzn.to/2GNuEeB

Buy it here.


(In all honesty, though, a Yeti cup that was gifted to me has totally changed my morning coffee and given me a few more hours to enjoy it hot. There are several knock offs that are supposedly just as good.)


My son actually asks me what my superpower is all the time. I think this answer sums it all up.

mom superpowerhttps://amzn.to/2StyGKF

This shirt paints an accurate picture.

parenting like riding a bike on firehttps://amzn.to/2BRbkYf

I will give you whatever you want...

naptime negotiatorhttps://amzn.to/2LFsUTv

Aren't we all?

I'm done adulting for the dayhttps://amzn.to/2RozFOZ

...and there might even be alcohol. (It's called Mommy Juice or Daddy Juice.)

parenting is like a bar scenehttps://amzn.to/2RmZWNI

Usually it depends on the amount of sleep.

don't do that/oh what the hellhttps://amzn.to/2SBqkAs


call of daddy parenting opshttps://amzn.to/2RrGejJ


keep the tiny humans alivehttps://amzn.to/2LHnXtl

No words needed

low batteryhttps://amzn.to/2SsJPvd

I totally LOL'd at this one, and then the sappy, "Oh, but I love them so much..." thoughts came in, and I ended up scrolling through pictures for an hour.

I've decided not to have kids; the kids are taking it pretty hardhttps://amzn.to/2Vp7UVo

This I also LOL'd at, but then I just poured another glass of wine.

I need aphukenbrakehttps://amzn.to/2Vlk01V