There are some jokes that never get old no matter how many times they are told…And we all have that one friend who likes to tell the same jokes over and over again, so we should all be used to this by now. These are 25 lame jokes that you’ll never grow tired of!
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My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible.
Source: pitchingkeys via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) I always try to schedule my dentist appointments for 2:30. The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.
Source: reddit, Image: maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com (public domain) Hint: 2:30 (tooth hurty)
What's brown and sticky?
Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain) A stick
What is big, grey and not very important?
Source: AddiAtzen via reddit An irrelephant
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Source: Powerbomb39 via reddit, Image: commons.wikimedia.org (public domain) With a tuba glue (tube of glue)
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of the cannibals stops and looks at the other one and says, "Does this taste funny?"
Source: newman1944 via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) What's green and has wheels?
Source: Captain_William02 via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) Grass, I lied about the wheels
Why don't clams donate to charity?
Source: liquor_for_breakfast via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) They’re shellfish
"Well, well, well... that's where you get water."
Source: Fatalstryke via reddit "So... that's what you do with a needle and thread."
Source: Fatalstryke via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) Hint: So… (Sew…)
What's a frogs favorite drink?
Source: TR1LLW1LL via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) Croakacola
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Source: Titsass93 via reddit, Image: http://www.freestockphotos.biz (public domain) Anyone can mash potatoes
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain) It was in tents.
Have I told you the joke about the butter?
Oh wait, I can’t tell you. You might…spread it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Source: goodbadjokes.com, Image: commons.wikimedia.org (public domain) Park in it, man! (parking space)
What's the difference between a wolf and a flee?
Source: answers.yahoo.com, Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain) A wolf howls in the Prairie while a flee prowls on the hairy
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
Source: boyslife.org, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) A neck-tarine
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Source: answers.yahoo.com Nacho cheese (not your cheese)
What did one snowman say to the other?
Source: goodbadjokes.com, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) Does it smell like carrots?
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Source: itman290 via reddit Philippe-flop!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Source: troll-feeder via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
What did the policeman say to his belt button?
Source: jokels.com, Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain) You’re under a vest
Why are teenage girls always in odd numbered groups?
Source: gofrawgs via reddit, Image:
Why couldn't the skeleton climb the mountain?
Source: Herotopia via twitter, Image: pixabay.com (public domain) Because he didn’t have the guts
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