There are some jokes that never get old no matter how many times they are told…And we all have that one friend who likes to tell the same jokes over and over again, so we should all be used to this by now. These are 25 lame jokes that you’ll never grow tired of!
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My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible.
I always try to schedule my dentist appointments for 2:30. The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.
Hint: 2:30 (tooth hurty)
What's brown and sticky?
What is big, grey and not very important?
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue (tube of glue)
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of the cannibals stops and looks at the other one and says, "Does this taste funny?"
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Why don't clams donate to charity?
"Well, well, well... that's where you get water."
"So... that's what you do with a needle and thread."
Hint: So… (Sew…)
What's a frogs favorite drink?
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
Have I told you the joke about the butter?
Oh wait, I can’t tell you. You might…spread it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man! (parking space)
What's the difference between a wolf and a flee?
A wolf howls in the Prairie while a flee prowls on the hairy
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese (not your cheese)
What did one snowman say to the other?
Does it smell like carrots?
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
What did the policeman say to his belt button?
You’re under a vest
Why are teenage girls always in odd numbered groups?
Because they just can’t even
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