25 Intellectual Jokes That Will Really Make You Think

Depending on who you are, this might be right up your alley, or not up your alley at all. Typically that’s the way it goes. You either appreciate dry humor, or you don’t. Today’s brand of humor is more than just dry, though. It’s a also intellectual. It’s going to require you to stop and think for a minute. Maybe a few minutes. In fact, you might have to google why the joke is even funny. However, for those of you that love and appreciate dry humor, chances are you make witty and intellectual jokes all the time. Maybe you’re the kind of person who cracks jokes and nobody laughs. Okay, maybe you’re just not funny. But…if you are the kind of person that cracks a joke, nobody laughs, and you know for a fact that it was funny…then this list is for you.

To make things clear, by the end of this list, if you’re shaking your head saying, “that list was dumb,” don’t feel bad. It doesn’t mean you’re dumb. You might get there one day. If you enjoyed this list, then props to you. You’re as dry as the Sahara. These are 25 intellectual jokes that will really make you think!

Featured Image: wikipedia

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A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one."

A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?". The German responds, "Nein, just one".
24

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Image: wikipedia

23

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
22

Buddha walks into pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything."

Buddha walks into pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything"Image: wikipedia

21

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?Image: youtube

The etymologist could tell you



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