25 Hilariously Silly Jokes For Kids

Whether you’re on a road trip or are babysitting your sister’s kids, it’s good to have a few jokes up your sleeve. The beauty of kids jokes is that they’re easy to remember and fairly simple. While they might not be the funniest thing for adults, kids sure do get a kick out of them. So, to help you load up on kid jokes, we’ve put together this list. Ready for a good chuckle? Here are 25 Hilariously Silly Jokes For Kids.

25

What time do you go to the dentist?

dentist

At tooth-hurty!

24

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

nacho

Nacho cheese

23

Why did the boy bring the ladder to school?

boy ladder

Because he was going to high school.

22

What do you call a fake noodle?

noodle

An impasta

21

What do you call a cow with two legs?

cow

Lean meat

20

Why was the math book sad?

math

Because it had so many problems.

19

Where do pencils go for vacation?

pencil

Pencil-vania

18

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

ocean

They wave.

17

Why was the student's report card wet?

report card

It was below C Level.

16

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

banana

Because they might peel.

15

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

golfer

In case he got a hole in one.

14

What do Santa’s elves drink?

santa

Minnesoda

13

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

elephant

Your head hits the ceiling.

12

What room does a ghost not need?

ghost

A living room.

11

Which flower talks the most?

tulip

Tulips because they have two lips.

10

What do planets like to read?

kepler

Comet books

9

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

pig

A Pork chop

8

What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

gummy bear

A gummy bear

7

What do you call an exploding monkey?

monkey

A baboom

6

What would happen if pigs could fly?

pigs fly

The price of bacon would go up.

5

What did 0 say to 8?

zero say to eight

Nice belt.

4

Why can’t you trust atoms?

atoms

They make up everything.

3

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

scarecrow

Because he was the best in his field.

2

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

alligator

An investigator.

1

Knock, knock

knock knock

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana come in, please open the door!



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