Oh, Lucky Day
Withdraw money from the ATM, and when it comes out, scream, “I won! I won! Third time this week!”
Dress up as your favorite superhero and try to climb a building.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
Glue coins to the sidewalk. Sit hidden nearby and laugh at people who try to pick them up.
Don’t Waffle, Just Do It!
Go cone-ing. Order an ice cream cone from a fast food drive thru. When the worker hands you the cone, grab the ice cream part instead of the cone and speed off.
Wild Goose Chase
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Watch in amusement as chaos ensues.
You Talkin’ To Me?
Draw eyebrows on your dog. If you don’t have a dog, ask a friend if you can borrow theirs.
Listen Up, Y’all
Speak with an accent for an entire day. If your friends ask you why you’ve suddenly developed an accent, convince them that you’ve always had an accent, and they’re horrible friends for never noticing.
Send Me A Sign
Go to a political protest and create a sign that makes absolutely no sense.
Most Epic Game Ever
Play hide-and-seek in the mall.
Beauty Or Beast?
Invite some friends over and do the most hideous makeup job possible, then go shopping like that’s your everyday look.
Follow joggers around in a car and blast, “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
When Life Gives You Lemons
Wear a shirt that says “Life” and hand out lemons on a street corner.
Walk up to a complete stranger and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” or something else that will make them think you know each other. See if they play along to avoid the embarrassment.
Make vanilla pudding and put it in an empty mayo jar. Eat it in public and enjoy people’s reactions.
Dart around a public place suspiciously while humming the theme to “Mission: Impossible.”
Walk into an elevator full of strangers and say, “You’re probably all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today…”
Order a pizza for delivery, walk to the pizza place, and get a free ride home from the pizza delivery guy.
Moment of Impact
Tape clear saran wrap around your friend’s doorway. See if they fall for the prank and walk into the Saran wrap or notice and become confused by its presence.
Gotta Make a Living
Sing on the street for tips. Throw in some interpretive dance moves for extra points.
Flip the Sale
The next time a telemarketer calls you, flip the sale. When they start their shpell to try selling you something, try selling them something instead. Don’t take no for an answer.
Use a fake name at your local coffee shop.
Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Pretend to be a Wal-Mart greeter and greet everyone with awkward hugs.
Go to any store that sells wrapping paper and challenge other customers to a duel with the gift-wrap tubes.
Sit Down And Think
Write down deep, philosophical questions on toilet paper rolls in public restrooms.
Time Machine Traveler
Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, “It worked!” and run out cheering.