25 Hilarious Tall People Problems

For tall people, planes have ridiculously small bathrooms, buses have terribly tight seats, and cars have laughably low ceilings.

When you’re super tall, half the time you can’t hear anyone, especially when you’re in a bar with loud music blasting in the background.

Low ceilings are always a troublesome enemy.

When you’re tall, shopping at the grocery stores takes thirty minutes longer because everyone needs you to get them something on the top shelf.

When you’re standing next to short friends, it’s like you’re Willy Wonka with an Oompa Loompa.

As much as you want to fight against it, having a date that is too short makes things even more complicated.

When you try to hug your date, it often just turns out super awkward. We won’t even get into the kissing problem.

When it rains outside, a unique enemy rises few people realize. Umbrellas. It’s like trying to avoid razorblades on the street.

When you tower over the average person, you either force the photographer to stand much further back, or they just give up and cut off your head in the frame.

For short people, the deep end of the pool is like your Ed Harris traveling into the Abyss. But for tall people, it’s more like sinking your head into the bathtub.

When you’re really thirsty, but the only water fountain available is the one as tall as your knees.

One size fits all clearly was written by a short person.

Even if you want to be the small spoon sometimes, being too tall virtually eliminates that option.

Your feet don’t know what it’s like to be on the bed.

If you’re cold, getting warm under a blanket is like trying to solve a geometry equation.

Finding shirts that fit in the first place is hard enough, but once they’re washed, you might as well just go buy another.

Being tall doesn’t mean that person is going to be good at sports. In fact, it can be quite the opposite. Check your expectations at the gate.

People don’t realize how many spider webs there are just a foot above them.

Small showers give you the awkward feeling you might have somehow teleported to Santa’s house.

Sometimes being tall is a cross to bear especially when you’re at a rock show and everyone behind you loathes you.

Wearing green as a tall person is practically an invitation to be called the “Jolly Green Giant” fifty times that day.

Fitting rooms are there to let you have plenty of privacy while you try on the new digs. But for tall people, your head usually sticks out of the top, making it awkward.

If one side of the family in a wedding is much taller than the other, it’s going to look like an optical illusion at a mirror maze.

Full-length mirrors don’t even come close to covering your full-length.

As a tall person, being decapitated by a ceiling fan is an ever-present fear.