25 Hilarious Parenting Stories Of Inappropriate Kid Moments

Posted by , Updated on June 21, 2017


Believe it or not, human children are not born with any social skills. While wolf and lion cubs may, perhaps, be born with some sort of pack instinct, human babies just don’t bear that burden. What they do have are clever, inquisitive minds, strong wills, and working bowels. If you’ve had a child, we’re sure you’ve experienced a few moments of embarrassment courtesy of your offspring. If you need a giggle, or perhaps to just not feel so alone in your spit-up stained yoga pants, here are 25 Hilarious Parenting Stories Of Inappropriate Kid Moments.



When your child refuses to do that awesome thing you were just telling people they could do and have been doing quite frequently. Like say "Nana" on the phone.

littleboySource: www.romper.com/ Image Source: https://www.pexels.com (public domain)

“My toddler wanted to play with my makeup, so I let her put eye shadow and blush on me. But then I forgot about it … My husband laughed so hard when he got home and I was horrified I had walked around town all day looking like that.”

red-woman-girl-brownSource: www.pgeveryday.com User: Liz Image Source: https://www.pexels.com (public domain)

Your child opens a birthday present at their birthday party and loudly proclaims, "I don't like it!"

birthday-giftsSource: Babble.com Image Source: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

Whenever your child ruins something they don't own. Breaks someone else's stuff, draws on someone else's walls, gets food/vomit/poop on someone else's clothing. There's not really a way to make it better.

brokenwindowSource: www.romper.com/ Image Source: https://www.pexels.com (public domain)

"When my son was about a year old, he was "painting" the table with guacamole at a Mexican restaurant. The waitress leaned over the table next to us, and he grinned and slapped her on the bottom with his messy hand."

guacamoleSource: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ User: Nora Simensen

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