Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.
25
I want…a lot
24
Oh “Deer” Irony
23
Impress the boys
22
Obsess much?
21
Walmart Gold Digger
20
No time for small talk
19
Those darn scalpers
18
She’s done her research
17
Straight shooter
16
Why else?
15
It’s All About The Benjamins
14
They’ll flirt for anything these days
13
Ultimatum
12
Back. Stabber.
11
Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that
10
Little Johnny
9
Wisdom speaks
8
Best for last
7
Whoa
6
A valid concern
5
Mixup
4
Size constraints
3
It just got real
2
A new strategy
1
Oh Snap
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