Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.
I want…a lot
Oh “Deer” Irony
Impress the boys
Walmart Gold Digger
No time for small talk
Those darn scalpers
She’s done her research
It’s All About The Benjamins
They’ll flirt for anything these days
Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that
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