What’s the funniest knock knock joke you’ve ever heard? It probably wasn’t that great, was it? Well, knock knock jokes are known for being a bit corny. But that doesn’t mean that knock knock humor can’t be funny. Some can be downright amazing, especially the super corny ones. Knock knock. Whos there? It’s us with 25 hilarious knock knock jokes you need to hear!
The pickup line
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Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Etch
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Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Memory test
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Yes
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
See? You forgot me already!
Mosquitos
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Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
Howl
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Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Cows
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Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
The broken pencil
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Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Christmas time
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Who’s there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge and a pear tree!
Lettuce
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Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Grammar
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Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Europe
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Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
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You're welcome
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Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Love
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Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Police
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Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly out here!
Gross
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Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s disgusting.
Sadness
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Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke.
Theodore
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Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
Keyhole
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Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
The speller
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Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay – “W” “H” “O”
Nanna
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Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your business!
Snow
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Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use askin’ when you can just open.
Dozen
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Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
Canoe
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Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out or what?
Jeans
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Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for them!
The yodeler
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Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
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