25 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes You Need To Hear

What’s the funniest knock knock joke you’ve ever heard? It probably wasn’t that great, was it? Well, knock knock jokes are known for being a bit corny. But that doesn’t mean that knock knock humor can’t be funny. Some can be downright amazing, especially the super corny ones. Knock knock. Whos there? It’s us with 25 hilarious knock knock jokes you need to hear!

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25

The pickup line

kissSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

 

24

Etch

sneezeSource: reddit

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!

 

23

Memory test

Memory testSource: reddit

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

See? You forgot me already!

22

Mosquitos

mosquitoSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito.

 

21

Howl

HowlSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?

20

Cows

CowsSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

19

The broken pencil

The broken pencilSource: reddit

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

18

Christmas time

Christmas timeSource: reddit

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Hanna

Hanna who?

Hanna partridge and a pear tree!

17

Lettuce

LettuceSource: reddit

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

16

Grammar

GrammarSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

15

Europe

EuropeSource: reddit

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

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14

You're welcome

tankSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

13

Love

oliveSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you!

12

Police

PoliceSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up, it’s chilly out here!

11

Gross

GrossSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

That’s disgusting.

10

Sadness

SadnessSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

9

Theodore

door knockerSource: reddit

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

8

Keyhole

KeyholeSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

7

The speller

spellingSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay – “W” “H” “O”

6

Nanna

NannaSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nanna.

Nanna who?

Nanna your business!

5

Snow

SnowSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use askin’ when you can just open.

4

Dozen

DozenSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in?

3

Canoe

CanoeSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out or what?

2

Jeans

JeansSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

1

The yodeler

bavariansSource: reddit

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.



Featured Image: shutterstock, 25. pixabay (public domain), 24. Tina Franklin via flickr, CC BY 2.0, 23-1. pixabay (public domain)

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