Who doesn’t love a good joke? And who doesn’t love Halloween? We here at List25 sure love both, so to honor a holiday that is normally full of spookiness and frights, tricks and treats, ghosts and goblins, we figured we would turn the tables a bit (and no, not like zombies turning). Why not spread some Halloween laughter (or in some cases Halloween cringe)? Here are 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary.
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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
Source: psychologytoday.com Image: wikipedia A boo-tie.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: public domain pictures Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
How does a girl vampire flirt?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: fullzombie via deviantart.com She bats her eyes.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay Because he is always a goblin.
Here’s a riddle for you: The maker doesn’t want, it the buyer doesn’t use it, and the user doesn’t see it, what is it?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: en.wikipedia A coffin.
What do you call two witches living together?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: Andrew Kuznetsov via Flickr Broommates.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay To stop his coffin.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay Napoleon Bone-apart.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay It’s a pain in the neck.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: creepyhalloweenimages via Flickr It’s drafty under that sheet.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: Benny Lin via Flickr Dead ends.
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: wikipedia Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay He didn’t have a haunting license.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: Evonne via Flickr Trom-BONE.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay Wrap!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay Mas-scare-a.
What did the goblin say to the ghoul?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay I don’t know you tell me!
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: commons.wikimedia.org Because everybody’s dying to get in.
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: public domain pictures A pumpkin patch!
Who are some of the werewolf’s cousins?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay The whatwolf and whenwolf.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: Mike Mozart via Flickr Ghoul-aid!!!
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay He had no body to dance with.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: commons.wikimedia.org Fangsgiving
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay For the boos.
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
Source: psychologytoday.com, Image: commons.wikimedia.org They suck!
