25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary

Posted by , Updated on October 31, 2016


Who doesn’t love a good joke? And who doesn’t love Halloween? We here at List25 sure love both, so to honor a holiday that is normally full of spookiness and frights, tricks and treats, ghosts and goblins, we figured we would turn the tables a bit (and no, not like zombies turning). Why not spread some Halloween laughter (or in some cases Halloween cringe)? Here are 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

bow-tie-colour-isolatedSource: psychologytoday.com Image: wikipedia

A boo-tie.


Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

ghoul-face-for-halloweenSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: public domain pictures

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!


How does a girl vampire flirt?

vampire_zombie_girl_by_fullzombieSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: fullzombie via deviantart.com

She bats her eyes.


Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

ghostSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay

Because he is always a goblin.


Here’s a riddle for you: The maker doesn’t want, it the buyer doesn’t use it, and the user doesn’t see it, what is it?

stone-coffinSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: en.wikipedia

A coffin.

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