Google Auto-complete has been around since 2004. It takes previous searches of the user, region, and language, and “predicts” what you’re going to ask, giving you several options to choose from, thereby saving you precious seconds typing in your full question…because having the vast knowledge of centuries at your fingertips wasn’t enough, you shouldn’t even have to type your question. Since it saves nearly every search, these things sometimes get…amusing. Just remember, whenever you search something, Google is watching, and remembering. Here are 25 Hilarious Google Auto-Completes.
To be fair, this isn't racism, it's just knowledge of how powerful China is and that they'd beat anyone in a land war by sheer numbers.
The easiest explanation for the platypus is that they're aliens, so that makes sense...
Just make sure it's free range, organic, non GMO mayo.
No. No they are not. Flinging your own poop in anger pretty clearly makes you awful.
They revoke their citizenship if they've gained too much. They check monthly.
It's time for the traditional burial at sea....
To get the full Trex experience you must also tape your upper arm to your lower arm, and stomp really hard when you walk.
Good lord, can you imagine the fans? One side chanting TA-CO TA-CO and the other side screaming CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Colorful, sparkly, magical jerks. With stabby things on their heads.
This is why we label our containers, kids. Keep this info handy: Poison Control: 1-800-222-1222 & PoisonHelp.org
This person has confused midgets and mutants.
When people say they aren't judging about this...they're lying.
Well...it could happen.
I mean, whatever makes you happy to do in the privacy of your home, so long as you aren't hurting anyone...
I'll have what he's having. Seems like a good time.
May I suggest that you are standing a little bit too close to the microwave when in use?
Honestly, at this point, that sounds like something the CIA would do. Except that CIA isn't cool enough to think of dinosaurs.
A little hug from God for your arteries.
He's also a stalker and emotionally abusive. It's not romantic just because he's hot and sparkly, ladies.
To be honest, He's probably used to it at this point.
It's okay Brit, they're jerks anyway.
There are actually two websites for this. One is clearly a joke. The other is...not so clear.
Your extra credit assignment is Cannibalism, class.
So what do you build when you actually try?
We sure have come a long way from, "You Wouldn't Download A Car!"
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