25 Hilarious Church Signs

Although it may be one of the last places some of you would expect to find humor, anyone who as ever taken a road trip through the Midwest knows that church signs can actually be quite amusing. Granted, some of them are probably unintentionally so, but in any case these 25 hilarious church signs are sure to leave you with a smile.
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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons come hear one?
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Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitos?
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God's will is perfect people make misteaks
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Wrinkled with burdens? Come to church for a faithlift
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Read the bible - it will scare the hell out of you
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God answers knee-mail
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Gardening for God brings peas of mind
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Sign maker on vacation come inside for message
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To prevent sinburn use sonscreen
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God > Chuck Norris
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Church parking only violators will be baptized
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Prayer - wireless access to God with no roaming fee
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This church is prayer-conditioned come join us
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Keep using my name in vain, I
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Walmart is not the only saving place
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Do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married
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Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah
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Read the Bible, It's user friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10:30
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What is missing from Ch__ch - ur
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Free coffee everlasting life yes membership has its privileges
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Our Sundays are better than Dairy Queen
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how do we make holy water? we boil the hell out of it!
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to err is human to arr is pirate
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whoever stole our ac units keep one it is hot where you are going
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honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him


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