25 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time

There is possibly no greater source of corny jokes than a father. While most of these will probably elicit major eye rolling, it won’t prevent you from using them on your friends! These are the 25 greatest dad jokes of all time!

25

What time did the man go to the dentist?

What time did the man go to the dentist?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Tooth-hurty!

24

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Because it was a little horse!

23

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

I woke up exhausted!

22

I used to have a job at a calendar factory...

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

21

Two guys walk into a bar...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.Source: reddit, Image: Aaron Parecki via flickr

the third one ducks.



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