There is possibly no greater source of corny jokes than a father. While most of these will probably elicit major eye rolling, it won’t prevent you from using them on your friends! These are the 25 greatest dad jokes of all time!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse!
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted!
I used to have a job at a calendar factory...
but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Two guys walk into a bar...
the third one ducks.