25 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time

There is possibly no greater source of corny jokes than a father. While most of these will probably elicit major eye rolling, it won’t prevent you from using them on your friends! These are the 25 greatest dad jokes of all time!

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25

What time did the man go to the dentist?

What time did the man go to the dentist?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Tooth-hurty!

24

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Because it was a little horse!

23

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

I woke up exhausted!

22

I used to have a job at a calendar factory...

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

21

Two guys walk into a bar...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.Source: reddit, Image: Aaron Parecki via flickr

the third one ducks.

20

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Put a little boogie in it!

19

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!

18

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

They say he made a mint!

17

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

One was a salted.

16

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.

15

Do you know why there is a fence around the cemetery?

Do you know why there is a fence around the cemetery?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Because people are dying to get in!

14

Two goldfish are in a tank...

Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other, "I'll man the gun, you steer"Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

one turns and says to the other, “I’ll man the gun, you steer”

13

What did the elephant say when the alligator bit off his trunk?

What did the elephant say when the alligator bit off his trunk?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

It won’t be long now!

12

What do corn cobs call their fathers?

What do corn cobs call their fathers?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Popcorn!

11

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

A stick!

10

Dad driving past a cemetery:

Dad driving past a cemetery: "You know, that is the dead center of town"Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

“You know, that is the dead center of town”

9

This has been the highlight of my day

This has been the highlight of my daySource: reddit, Image: pixabay
8

I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig...

I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig...Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

It’s not a beautiful poem but it’s very deep

7

Where does a waitress with only 1 leg work?

Where does a waitress with only 1 leg work?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

IHOP!

6

Did you hear the song about the tortilla?

Did you hear the song about the tortilla?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Actually, it was more of a wrap.

5

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

They each got 6 months

4

Never trust an atom...

Never trust an atom...Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

They make up everything

3

Change is hard

Change is hardSource: reddit, Image: pixabay

Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

2

I gave my dead batteries away...

I gave my dead batteries away free of chargeSource: reddit, Image: pixabay

free of charge

1

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shockedSource: reddit, Image: pixabay

I was shocked



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