There is possibly no greater source of corny jokes than a father. While most of these will probably elicit major eye rolling, it won’t prevent you from using them on your friends! These are the 25 greatest dad jokes of all time!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse!
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted!
I used to have a job at a calendar factory...
but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Two guys walk into a bar...
the third one ducks.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.
Do you know why there is a fence around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in!
Two goldfish are in a tank...
one turns and says to the other, “I’ll man the gun, you steer”
What did the elephant say when the alligator bit off his trunk?
It won’t be long now!
What do corn cobs call their fathers?
What's brown and sticky?
Dad driving past a cemetery:
“You know, that is the dead center of town”
This has been the highlight of my day
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig...
It’s not a beautiful poem but it’s very deep
Where does a waitress with only 1 leg work?
Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
Actually, it was more of a wrap.
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months
Never trust an atom...
They make up everything
Change is hard
Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
I gave my dead batteries away...
free of charge
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked