25 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time

There is possibly no greater source of corny jokes than a father. While most of these will probably elicit major eye rolling, it won’t prevent you from using them on your friends! These are the 25 greatest dad jokes of all time!

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25

What time did the man go to the dentist?

What time did the man go to the dentist?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Tooth-hurty!

24

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

Because it was a little horse!

23

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

I woke up exhausted!

22

I used to have a job at a calendar factory...

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

21

Two guys walk into a bar...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.Source: reddit, Image: Aaron Parecki via flickr

the third one ducks.



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