There are some facts that are useful. Those are the ones you should focus your time on learning. Then there are other facts that are less useful. Don’t focus on those. But there is a third category. There are useless facts that are funny. Those are worth learning because you can impress your friends and family. You could even potentially impress that girl that you’ve had a crush on since 2nd grade and get married and start a family. It’s crazy what learning a few silly facts can do for your future. It’s like winning the lottery! Okay, that was exaggerated, but seriously, who invented the fire hydrant? You don’t know? Well neither does anybody else! That’s because the patent for fire hydrants disappeared in a fire. Oh the irony. That’s not good enough? Okay how about this one – farts have been clocked at speeds of up to 16 kilometers per hour! It must have stunk to be that researcher! (pun intended). Don’t you want to learn even more random but funny facts? Of course you do! Then keep on reading because these are 25 genuinely funny and hilarious facts about random silly things.
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