25 Funny Pig Jokes

Posted by , Updated on March 25, 2024

Hey there, heard any good pig jokes lately? Well, we’ve got some pretty good ones for you.

Whether you’re a pig connoisseur or just somebody who likes a good pig joke, you’re sure to get a few chuckles out of these zingers.

So kick back, make sure you’re not drinking any soda, and get ready to have your funny boned tickled, or oinkled.

Here are for your amusement, are 25 Pig Jokes.

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What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?

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I’m bacon

24

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?

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A slow-pork

23

Where do flying pigs go?

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Hogwarts

22

Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?

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He was disgruntled.

21

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

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A porky-pine

20

What happened when the pig pen broke?

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They had to use the pig pencil.

19

What do you call a pig with three eyes

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A piiig

18

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

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He built hotels at Pork Place

17

What do you give a sick pig?

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Oinkment

16

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

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Jurassic Pork

15

What do you call a trendy pig?

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Calvin Swine

14

How do you stop a warthog from charging?

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Take away his credit cards.

13

Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?

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Porks Illustrated

12

How do you take a pig to hospital?

By Hambulance

11

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

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Have a pigjama party!

10

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

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Bacon and Legs

9

What do you call a pig that won the lottery?

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Filthy rich

8

What do you call a pig with a rash?

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Ham and Eczema

7

What kind of pig knows karate?

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A pork chop

6

What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

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For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!

5

Why did the pig take a bath?

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He heard the farmer yell “hogwash”.

4

Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?

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He was a slow pork.

3

Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty?

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New pork city

2

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

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Swine lake

1

Why isn't there a Superpig?

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It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.



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