25 Funny Farmer Jokes

Did you hear the one about the crying strawberry? or how about the chicken who tells jokes? If you’re looking to tickle your funny bone or your chicken bone then you’re sure to get a chuckle or snort from some of these farmer jokes. Doesn’t matter if you just rode in on the tractor after milking some cows, or you’re sitting in your fancy city home in your fancy city chair. You can bet your horses behind that you will at least smile at these 25 Farmer Jokes.

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What did the mama cow say to her baby cow?

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It’s pasture bedtime

24

What day do potatoes hate the most?

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Fry-day!

23

What do farmers need to create crop circles?

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A pro-tractor

22

Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?

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He wanted to grow mash potatoes.

21

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

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Because he has no beef!



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