25 Funny Farmer Jokes

Did you hear the one about the crying strawberry? or how about the chicken who tells jokes? If you’re looking to tickle your funny bone or your chicken bone then you’re sure to get a chuckle or snort from some of these farmer jokes. Doesn’t matter if you just rode in on the tractor after milking some cows, or you’re sitting in your fancy city home in your fancy city chair. You can bet your horses behind that you will at least smile at these 25 Farmer Jokes.

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25

What did the mama cow say to her baby cow?

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It’s pasture bedtime

24

What day do potatoes hate the most?

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Fry-day!

23

What do farmers need to create crop circles?

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A pro-tractor

22

Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?

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He wanted to grow mash potatoes.

21

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

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Because he has no beef!

20

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

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The potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears.

19

Why did the pig dump her boyfriend?

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He was a real BOAR!

18

What do you call a sleeping bull?

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A Bulldozer!

17

Who tells chicken jokes?

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ComediHENS!

16

What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

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He got a hot-diggity-dog!

15

Have you seen the new film called "The Tractor"?

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The trailer is even better.

14

Did you hear about the new reality show for former farmers?

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It ‘s called X-Tractor!

13

Why did the pig hide the soap?

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He heard the farmer yell “hogwash”!

12

Why did the turkey cross the road?

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To prove he was no chicken.

11

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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Because they lactose!

10

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

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Udder-nonsense

9

Why do pigs never recover from illness?

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You have to kill them, before you can cure them.

8

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

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A hog-cabin

7

What do you call jokes told by a farmers?

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Corny

6

What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?

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A hootinanny

5

Why were the baby strawberries crying?

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Their ma and pa were in a jam

4

What do you call a cattle with a sense of humor?

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A laughing stock?

3

What do you give a sick horse?

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Cough stirrup!

2

Why did the tomato blush?

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He saw the salad dressing

1

What do you call an Arctic Cow?

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An eskimoo



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