25 Funny And Clever Homeless Signs

Posted by , Updated on April 26, 2014

Okay, let’s get the obvious out of the way – being homeless isn’t easy. Not only are there the obvious problems of food, water, and shelter, but if you have spent any time living in a big city at all then you know how much competition their can be for your spare change. Of course, there are always those that just want to drink their life away, but hey, with the right amount of creativity even they can manage to set themselves apart from the crowd. Allow us to introduce you to the masters of bare bones marketing with these 25 funny and clever homeless signs.
25
wife has been kidnapped, i'm short 98 cents for ransom
24
It is illegal to sit on the sidewalk so I guess I'll just do this
23
Her lawyer was better than mine!
22
I bet you can't hit me with a quarter
21
Disabled clone war veteran, need cash to build death star

20
10 second chicken dance one dollar?
19
Will take verbal abuse for $1
18
Fishing for beer
17
Need petrol for my porsche
16
Need to b?y a v?owel, anything helps, God Bless
15
Looking for a wealthy lady to be my wife
14
Will eat for food
13
Will not kill you for food
12
Time traveler, need money for flux capacitor
11
invisible + homeless
10
Obama ain't the only one who wants change
9
Let's do lunch, you buy
8
Please help a drunk get drunker
7
Cereal killer, spare change for milk!
6
Family kidnapped by ninjas, need money for karate lessons
5
binary homeless sign
4
I'll bet you $1 you'll read this sign
3
Help prevent hobophobia
2
Need cash for alcohol research
1
Sith Lord killed family, need cash for lightsaber

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