25 Funniest Puns Ever

Posted by , Updated on September 12, 2017

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy! Puns may be one of the most common and natural forms of comedy known to man. It doesn’t take a silly personality or charisma to deliver them either. Just a bit of wit and patience. These are 25 Funniest Puns Ever!

25

How do you make antifreeze?

coverSource: reddit.com

Steal her blanket!

24

eBay is so useless.

lighterSource: reddit.com

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

23

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

bankSource: reddit.com
22

I've just written a song about tortillas.

tortillasSource: reddit.com

Actually, it’s more of a rap.

21

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't matter; none of them work.

jobSource: reddit.com

20

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

brainSource: reddit.com
19

It was an emotional wedding.

cakesSource: reddit.com

Even the cake was in tiers.

18

I hate insects puns; they really bug me.

insectsSource: reddit.com
17

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?

jacketSource: reddit.com

I’m excited to see how they turn out.

16

How did I escape Iraq?

iraqSource: reddit.com

Iran.

15

I made a graph of my past relationships.

graphSource: reddit.com

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

14

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

brieSource: reddit.com

De-brie was everywhere…

13

I'm glad I know sign language; it's pretty handy.

sign languageSource: reddit.com
12

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

surpriseSource: reddit.com
11

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

battleshipSource: reddit.com

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

10

It's really hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac.

thiefSource: reddit.com

They always take things literally.

9

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

fast foodSource: reddit.com
8

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

bumblebeeSource: reddit.com
7

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

cross eyedSource: reddit.com
6

What's the worst thing about ancient orators?

babylonSource: reddit.com

They tend to Babylon.

5

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

orangeSource: reddit.com
4

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na...

baking sodaSource: reddit.com
3

A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

booksSource: reddit.com
2

A pet store had a bird contest, no perches necessary.

birdSource: reddit.com
1

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.

cemeterySource: reddit.com

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