25 Funniest Insults Ever

Have you ever wanted to be the funniest guy or girl in the room? Well, get ready because we’ve scoured the internet for some of the best insults ever. From rude to hilarious and every imaginable point in between, you can’t go wrong when it comes to these 25 Funniest Insults Ever!

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It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

hammerSource: reddit

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

silenceSource: reddit

Normally people live and learn. You just live.

babySource: reddit

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

trafficSource: reddit

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

madSource: reddit

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

catSource: reddit

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

scrabbleSource: reddit

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

earthSource: reddit

You look like a before picture.

cameraSource: reddit

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

happySource: reddit

If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.

facesSource: reddit

You have the perfect face for radio.

micSource: reddit

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

booksSource: reddit

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate."

juiceSource: reddit

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

schoolSource: reddit

Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you?

natureSource: reddit

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

questionSource: reddit

I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

brainSource: reddit

I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again.

phoneSource: reddit

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

iqSource: reddit

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

ticketSource: reddit

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

handsSource: reddit

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

pigSource: reddit

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

eyesSource: reddit

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

familySource: reddit

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