College isn’t just for majoring in nursing; you can take some weird college courses, too. I’m reminded of a quote that said, “You can major in Gameboy, if you know how to bull—-.” In other words, smart people can make anything work. So, if you’re going to college, don’t be afraid of taking that weird college course. You can make it work! College isn’t just for boring lessons on Plato’s Cave. As it turns out, you can major and take college courses in all sorts of cool stuff, such as analyzing 2PAC lyrics and learning how to climb trees. So, before you think of taking the same old boring classes that actually provide valuable skills, check out these 25 Extremely Strange And Bizarre College Courses.
Maple Syrup: The Real Thing
At Alfred University, you can explore the history of maple syrup, and maybe even learn to make it yourself. We can’t say that any trees weren’t hurt in the process.
Street Fighting Mathematics
This course offered at MIT analyzes fighting with math. We suggest you watch out for the flying protractors, and compasses.
How to Win a Beauty Pageant
Technically, the full name of the course offered at Oberlin College is “How to Win a Beauty Pageant: Race, Gender, Culture, and U.S. National Identity.” We can see how there might be a lot of upset parents, though. Perhaps the course should be called “How to Win a Beauty Pageant, but we’re not miracle workers.”
Comedy
Have you been told that you are the comedian of your friends? Then, this is the course for you. At Humber College you can actually major in comedy. Get those hand buzzers ready.
Elvish, the language of “Lord of the Rings”
At the University of Wisconsin you can let your nerdiness flow unhindered. We think this course is “precious.”
Golf Course Management
For anyone interested in maintaining greens, building sand traps, and watching Happy Gilmore, this class at Tarleton State University is for you. Just don’t steal the golf carts.
Topics in Comparative Media: American Pro Wrestling
Offered at none other than MIT, we’re not sure what exactly this course is supposed to teach you, but if they say that you need to suplex your roommate to get an A, then…well, you don’t want to fail, do you?
Tightwaddery, or The Good Life on a Dollar a Day
At Alfred University, you can learn to be a miser. Seems like an ironic class to host at a private institution. Maybe this was what Ebenezer Scrooge majored in?
Furniture Making
Another baffling course coming to us from MIT, this time you have to build your own desk. Okay, that is unconfirmed, but it would still be pretty cool. I’m having flashbacks of my wife making me go to Ikea.
Underwater Basket Weaving
Why Reed College offers this course is beyond us. We can imagine many projects were probably ruined and there were a lot of unhappy people.
Joy of Garbage
Taught at Santa Clara University, this course actually goes into depth about decomposition and odors. Did anybody else think this course would be Oscar the Grouch’s paradise?
The Strategy of StarCraft
This University of California-Berkeley offering is limited to super geeks only. No, not really, but you will need to bring your A-game. And your own snacks.
Zombies in Popular Media
Brought to you from Columbia College in Chicago, this course teaches you the basics of zombie survival. I call dibs on the crossbow.
The Textual Appeal of Tupac Shakur
At the University of Washington you can study Tupac’s gangster rapping through a “sophisticated” lens. Make sure you don’t go off and challenge someone to a rap battle, unless you got bars.
The Amazing World of Bubbles
At Cal-Tech, learn the science behind blowing the perfect bubble. Afterwards, you can get a job! Well, you can be a…professional… bubble…blower, we think?
Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang
Oberlin Experimental College lets you unleash your gangsta side. Do not, we repeat, do not commit any crimes after you graduate.
Tree Climbing
There are only a select few who recognize the value of climbing trees quickly and efficiently. I have to admit, I am jealous of some of these.
Soviet Visual Propaganda
At Rhode Island School of Design, you can learn all about the evils of capitalism with out the fuss of being black listed.
UFOs in American Society
This class at Temple University analyzes the reaction of American society to UFOs and aliens. The truth is out there, my friends.
Mail Order Brides: Understanding the Philippines in Southeast Asian Context
Supposedly designed to explain the stereotyping of Filipino women, this course at John Hopkins University does a good job of standing out. We think there was a lot of confusion with this class.
The Unbearable Whiteness of Barbie
Given at Occidental College, this class uses Barbie to launch discussions on gender, race, and social justice.
The Science of Superheroes
At the University of California-Irvine, you can fight crime and learn to use your mutant powers. No, not really. But, you can learn the science behind these things, so that’s pretty cool.
Gossip
This graduate course at Cornell University may actually have a slightly misleading title. It focuses on the work of scientists rather than magazines like the National Enquirer. It also doesn’t advocate for you to spread rumors about someone you don’t like.
The Art of Walking
Taught at Centre College, their students get credit for walking to class. Maybe there is bonus points for chewing gum at the same time? Fingers crossed!
Learning from YouTube
What student wouldn’t want to get credit for watching Youtube videos? We have to admit this is actual a pretty useful major, especially in today’s society. However, maybe have a backup plan.