25 Most Effective Ways To Decrease Your Life Expectancy And Die Young

There are so many lists out there concerned with increasing life expectancy. What if we took a slightly different approach? These are the 25 most effective ways to decrease your life expectancy and die young.

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5

Go sunbathing on the White House Lawn

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Between snipers, attack dogs, and other super advanced robotic anti sunbather weaponry this should be one of your last resorts.

4

Run across Kenya with raw steaks of prime rib hanging from your belt buckle

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We feel as though this one doesn’t really need an explanation. Your life expectancy will be directly correlated to the effectiveness of your evasive maneuvers.

3

Become a drug dealer in Chicago

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With one of the highest levels of violent crime on Earth, Chicago’s gang and drug industry has an astronomically morbid turnover rate if you can follow.

2

Whatever you do never visit Japan...or the Mediterranean

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Sure, the Mediterranean countries might get a bad rap for being lazy and just relaxing all day…but guess what? They live very, very long lives. This is absolutely not where you want to be.

1

Insult Kim Jong-Il while visiting North Korea

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This is more like it. If there is any place on Earth guaranteed to decrease your life expectancy, North Korea would certainly be a contender. Add a public insult to Kimmy Il and you can probably count the seconds you have left on one hand.

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