25 Most Effective Ways To Decrease Your Life Expectancy And Die Young

There are so many lists out there concerned with increasing life expectancy. What if we took a slightly different approach? These are the 25 most effective ways to decrease your life expectancy and die young.

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10

Start a business in Russia without paying off the Mafia

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Under most circumstances this is probably the least advisable thing you could ever do.

9

Try to steal Jackie Chan's lunch money

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See how happy he looks in the picture? That is the exact opposite of the way he will look when he is in the process of shorting your life.

8

Use krokodil

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This cheap Russian alternative to heroine rots your flesh from the inside out and the pictures coming out of Russia have not been pretty.

7

Move to Zhengzhou, China

Zhengzhou, Chinawikipedia

This smog ridden city is the most polluted in the world. Combined with smoking…guaranteed lung cancer.

6

Now move to Ciudad Juarez, Mexico

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If Zhengzhou doesn’t cut it for you then moving to the most dangerous place in the world outside of declared war zones will.

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