25 Dumbest Song Lyrics You’ve Probably Listened To

There are smart songs, dumb songs, intellectual songs, party songs, and everything in between. Before getting started, lets just try to understand something – this list is meant for humor. If you happen to be a fan of mindless party songs that include lyrics like “she made us drinks to drink, we drunk em, got drunk”, then that is fine, we’re not judging you. We’re just laughing at the songs you listen to. And yes, we realize music isn’t just about lyrics. It’s about emotion and holistic appeal. But it can be pretty amusing when you look at the lyrics to your favorite song without any instrumental or rhythm. Actually, you might even start to wonder “what was the songwriter even thinking?” And truth be told, sometimes the songwriter probably wasn’t thinking, but hey, that’s art. So, don’t get offended when your favorite piece of “art” ends up on our list. As Hilary Duff would say “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.” We’re not sure how that’s relevant to the point we’re trying to make, but then again we’re not exactly sure why it is necessary to state that in a song either. She probably would have been better doing a cover of a well written song like the ones on our 25 popular songs you may not realize are cover songs. These are the 25 dumbest song lyrics ever!

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25

"I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was."

"I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Razorlight – Somewhere Else

24

"Open your eyes. I see you. Your eyes are open"

"Open your eyes. I see you. Your eyes are open"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Erasure – Always

23

"Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue"

"Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Justing Bieber – Boyfriend

22

"She's indecisive, she can't decide"

"She's indecisive, she can't decide"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Sean Kingston – Eenie Meenie

21

"Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?"

"Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Rebecca Black – Friday

20

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Van Halen – Why Can’t This Be Love

19

“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”

“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling

18

“I love you like a love song baby.”

“I love you like a love song baby.”Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Selena Gomez – I Love You Like A Love Song

17

“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it / Cause it took so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again.”

“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it / Cause it took so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again.”Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Jimmy Webb – MacArthur Park

16

“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”

“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Hillary Duff – So Yesterday

15

"Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky."

"Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Oasis – Champagne Supernova

14

"Horseshoes splacking swallows hay-cart, cart-horse of the peasant blocking his path."

"Horseshoes splacking swallows hay-cart, cart-horse of the peasant blocking his path."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

The Fall – Dktr Faustus

13

"Keep the blood flowing down to your feet, Brother Lois will be around in a minute, with a bucket filled with squirreled meat."

"Keep the blood flowing down to your feet, Brother Lois will be around in a minute, with a bucket filled with squirreled meat."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Prince – Superfunkycalifragisexy

12

"War, was is stupid. And people are stupid."

"War, was is stupid. And people are stupid."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Culture Club – The War Song

11

"She's got everything – like a moving mouth, body control and everything."

"She's got everything – like a moving mouth, body control and everything."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Deep Purple – Highway Star

10

"Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep, with your teeth in your mouth."

"Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep, with your teeth in your mouth."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

REM – You Are The Everything

9

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer!"

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer!"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

SNAP – Rhythm Is A Dancer

8

"Love is a feeling that you feel"

"Love is a feeling that you feel"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Taylor Henderson – Borrow My Heart

7

"There were plants and birds and rocks and things."

"There were plants and birds and rocks and things."Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

America – A Horse With No Name

6

"She made us drinks to drink, we drunk em, got drunk"

"She made us drinks to drink, we drunk em, got drunk"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

T-Pain – Bartender

5

"Everything is good till it goes bad"

"Everything is good till it goes bad"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Wiz Khalifa – Fly Solo

4

"Hotta' than a baby in a microwave"

"Hotta' than a baby in a microwave"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

J. Dash – WOP

3

"Never go in saunas cause they're crawlin' with piranhas"

"Never go in saunas cause they're crawlin' with piranhas"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

The Lonely Island – YOLO

2

"Cake cake cake cake cake"

"Cake cake cake cake cake"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Drake (Jay Z) – Pound Cake

1

"All my friends, they're different people"

"All my friends, they're different people"Source: azlyrics.com, Image: wikipedia

Neon Trees – Sleeping With A Friend



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