We all have that one friend who likes to tell dumb jokes. Maybe it’s a joke from a funny joke book, the joke of the day, or even some hilarious one liners. The joke itself isn’t funny. It could be the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn’t funny. It can’t be. It’s too dumb to be funny.
Today’s jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad-jokey, share one thing in common – they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy these hilarious one liners, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Image: wikipediaBecause they’re dead.
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder.
* “Kinder” is “kids” in German
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better
Image: pixabayWhat did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?
Image: wikipedia“We have a toot in common.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
Image: wikipediaWhere’s my sheep?
What's E.T. short for?
Image: wikipediaBecause he’s got little legs
There's no i in denial.
How do you think the unthinkable?
Image: wikipediaWith an itheberg.
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Image: wikipediaEveryone I looked at
During a magic act, for his final feat, a Mexican magician counted "uno, dos" and vanished without a trace.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Image: wikipediaBecause its head is so far up from its body.
Did you know cats can jump higher than a house?
Image: wikipediaThis is largely due to the cat’s powerful hind legs, and the fact that houses can’t jump.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
When is a door not a door?
Image: pixabayWhen its ajar.
When is a car not a car?
Image: wikipediaWhen it turns into a driveway.
You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other?
Image: wikipediaThere’s more geese on that side.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Image: wikipediaBecause if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Image: amazonBecause he never lands.
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "bad at following directions"
On average I think people are pretty mean.
Image: thebluediamondgallery.comWhat did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
Image: pixabayGet in the batmobile
What is Harry Potters favorite method of getting down a hill?
Image: wikipediaWalking. jk…rolling.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Image: wikipediaAye Matey (I’m eighty)
If two vegans have an argument, is it still beef?
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