25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny

We all have that one friend who likes to tell dumb jokes. Maybe it’s a joke from a funny joke book, the joke of the day, or even some hilarious one liners. The joke itself isn’t funny. It could be the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn’t funny. It can’t be. It’s too dumb to be funny.

Today’s jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad-jokey, share one thing in common – they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy these hilarious one liners, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!

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25

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Image illustrating the dumb joke of why dinosaurs can't clapImage: wikipedia

Because they’re dead.

24

No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder.

No matter how kind you are, German children will always be Kinder.

* “Kinder” is “kids” in German

23

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

22

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting betterImage: pixabay
21

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?Image: wikipedia

“We have a toot in common.”

20

What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?

What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?Image: wikipedia

Where’s my sheep?

19

What's E.T. short for?

What's E.T. short for?Image: wikipedia

Because he’s got little legs

18

There's no i in denial.

There's no i in denial.
17

How do you think the unthinkable?

Iceberg illustrating the dumb joke of "How do you think the unthinkable?"Image: wikipedia

With an itheberg.

16

Guess who I saw yesterday?

Guess who I saw yesterday?Image: wikipedia

Everyone I looked at

15

During a magic act, for his final feat, a Mexican magician counted "uno, dos" and vanished without a trace.

During a magic act, for his final feat, a Mexican magician counted "uno, dos" and vanished without a trace.
14

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?Image: wikipedia

Because its head is so far up from its body.

13

Did you know cats can jump higher than a house?

Did you know cats can jump higher than a house?Image: wikipedia

This is largely due to the cat’s powerful hind legs, and the fact that houses can’t jump.

12

The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
11

When is a door not a door?

When is a door not a door?Image: pixabay

When its ajar.

10

When is a car not a car?

When is a car not a car?Image: wikipedia

When it turns into a driveway.

9

You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other?

You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other?Image: wikipedia

There’s more geese on that side.

8

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?Image: wikipedia

Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

7

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Why is Peter Pan always flying?Image: amazon

Because he never lands.

6

If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "bad at following directions"

meme describing dumb joke "If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "bad at following directions"
5

On average I think people are pretty mean.

On average I think people are pretty mean.Image: thebluediamondgallery.com
4

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?Image: pixabay

Get in the batmobile

3

What is Harry Potters favorite method of getting down a hill?

What is Harry Potters favorite method of getting down a hill?Image: wikipedia

Walking. jk…rolling.

2

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?Image: wikipedia

Aye Matey (I’m eighty)

1

If two vegans have an argument, is it still beef?

If two vegans have an argument, is it still beef?Image: wikipedia


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