Dad jokes usually deserve an eye roll. So, calling a dad joke “funny” might seem like a ludicrous statement, but they do exist. Most of the time dad jokes are just really bad puns. But once in a while, they’re clever and witty and totally take you off guard. But which dad jokes will stand the test of time? Here are 25 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes That Are Actually Quite Funny.
I gave all my dead batteries away today...
Free of charge
Can February march?
No, but April May
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I heard there was a new store called moderation.
They have everything in there.
Are you all right?
No, I’m only half left.
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