Dad jokes usually deserve an eye roll. So, calling a dad joke “funny” might seem like a ludicrous statement, but they do exist. Most of the time dad jokes are just really bad puns. But once in a while, they’re clever and witty and totally take you off guard. But which dad jokes will stand the test of time? Here are 25 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes That Are Actually Quite Funny.
I gave all my dead batteries away today...

Free of charge
Can February march?

No, but April May
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.
I heard there was a new store called moderation.

They have everything in there.
Are you all right?

No, I’m only half left.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that seafood.

Because now I’m feeling a little…eel.
I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

He woke up.
How does the turkey smell?

I guess through its beak.
Hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food was great, there was just no atmosphere.
My dad didn't have 19 candles, but he had a 4 candle.

So, he said this candle is 4 your birthday.
What did the inventor of the shovel say about it?

This is groundbreaking.
I dreamed about drowning in a ocean of orange soda last night.

It was just a Fanta sea.
I don't trust those trees, son.

They seem kind of shady.
Father: Are you cold?

Daughter: Yes!
Father: You should sit in a corner.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Because it’s 90 degrees.
Father: What are you drinking, son?

Son: Soy milk.
Father: Hola milk, soy Padre.
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction.
Someone said my clothes were gay...

I said, “Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.”
When you have a bladder infection...

Urine trouble.
I wasn't able to make reservations at the library.

They’re completely booked.
Luke Skywalker: I'm never going to join you.

Darth Vader: Hi, I’m never going to join you, I’m your father.
What time did the man go the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.
Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Nurse: Do you smoke?

Dad: Only when I’m on fire.
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