25 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes That Are Actually Quite Funny

Dad jokes usually deserve an eye roll. So, calling a dad joke “funny” might seem like a ludicrous statement, but they do exist. Most of the time dad jokes are just really bad puns. But once in a while, they’re clever and witty and totally take you off guard. But which dad jokes will stand the test of time? Here are 25 Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes That Are Actually Quite Funny.


I gave all my dead batteries away today...

dead battery

Free of charge


Can February march?


No, but April May


Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.


I thought it was a nice jester.


I heard there was a new store called moderation.


They have everything in there.


Are you all right?


No, I’m only half left.

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