We all know kids say the darnedest things, but what about the creepiest things kids have said to their parents? These creepy kid stories will likely freak you out. But, what they say shouldn’t be that surprising. A wild imagination combined with learning new things and having no filter is a recipe for bizarre and eerie statements.
Usually, kids have no idea what they’re saying is deeply disturbing. From a parent’s perspective, however, it can be scary, leave them speechless, and make them question if they should call a child psychologist. It’s probably harmless, though, right? We’ll let you decide. Here are 25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Said to Their Parents.
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One mother’s son was terrified one day to go out to recess in Kindergarten. He said a man with brown hair and a brown beard named Otie would say to him, “Come here, buddy” over and over before school. The school reviewed the tapes and didn’t see anyone.
A mother’s young daughter said that a woman watches her while she watches television and sleeps above her bed while she sleeps. She also said, “It does not like me and wants to eat my heart.”
One four-year-old was outside digging holes. They were each the exact same shape and size and he looked very focused. When his mother came out and asked what he was digging for, he looked straight in her eyes and said with a straight face, “My soul.”
Bed Bath and Beyond
One Redditor recalled being at Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up a cutting board for their mom when their little cousin was over at the aisle looking at all the knives. The girl looked and smiled, cheerfully saying, “Look at all those murder weapons!”
Big Fat Man
At a very young age, a little boy came running into his father’s room and climbed into his bed, crying. When he asked him what was wrong, the boy said a big fat man with a hole in his head kept trying to open his window.