25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Posted by , Updated on October 9, 2017


Have you ever listened to kids talk? They can say some pretty strange stuff. In fact, sometimes it can be downright creepy. Today we’re going to listen in as some random people on the internet tell us what sort of weird things their children say. What would you do if your child said any of these things? These are the 25 creepiest things kids have ever said.

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My three year old daughter: "Daddy, pretend that you are dead in the dirt on the side of the road, and I'm a dog and I find you."

man lying on roadSource: wrongbutt_longbutt via reddit

"I looked into mommy's eyes, and I saw your grave." - My son when he was four.

cemeterySource: ReverendGonzo via reddit

Last year after I read my 6 year old a bedtime story, he said, "When the world ends, I will climb up on the roof. Then I will open my mouth and leave my body."

standing on edgeSource: courtalope via reddit

My 4-year-old son was giving me a hug the other morning (with his head to my chest) and said, " Daddy you have darkness in your heart."

moonSource: cvessar via reddit

A random child at the preschool I was working at - "You have a baby inside you, but you won't be a mommy." (I found out I was pregnant later that day and miscarried the next week.)

pregnantSource: Commandeurrr via reddit

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