25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Posted by , Updated on October 9, 2017


Have you ever listened to kids talk? They can say some pretty strange stuff. In fact, sometimes it can be downright creepy. Today we’re going to listen in as some random people on the internet tell us what sort of weird things their children say. What would you do if your child said any of these things? These are the 25 creepiest things kids have ever said.

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After she had a fire safety clinic at school, I asked my daughter, "What do you do if you catch on fire?" Her response, "Die."

fireSource: Snacky_Creamhorn via reddit

I can't remember if she was 3 or 4, but our little daughter's voice peeped up from the back seat one morning, "Dad, do babies bathe in blood?"

baby bathSource: SAT0725 via reddit

"Daddy, I want to drill into your tummy, crawl inside and eat your dinner."

tummySource: yogsoghoth via reddit

When I had my second child, my oldest asked me if I still was his mom. I confirmed. He looked at me dead serious, "Good. Because if you're not my mom, I won't let you be anyone's mom."

that escalated quicklySource: ArcticDwarf via reddit

"I used to do that when I was an old man."

old manSource: cheeselet via reddit

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