25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Have you ever listened to kids talk? They can say some pretty strange stuff. In fact, sometimes it can be downright creepy. Today we’re going to listen in as some random people on the internet tell us what sort of weird things their children say. What would you do if your child said any of these things? These are the 25 creepiest things kids have ever said.

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My 6-year-old son whispered to himself, "I wonder how eyeballs taste," while looking at his sleeping sister.

eyeSource: ICanMakeUCrazyToo via reddit

When I was in second grade (so 7 I think), my teacher asked us what we would want to do later in life. I told them I'd commit suicide.

overdoseSource: telepaper via reddit

"I want to destroy all nature." My friends little sister, maybe four at the time. We're a bunch of granola hippies so it took us all aback.

forestSource: RabbitFields via reddit

While driving past past a cemetery, "Dad...when the last people on earth die, who will bury them?"

cemeterySource: HabaneroEyedrops via reddit

“I’m watching you make my sandwich so that when you die, I will know how to do it.”

sandwichSource: D49A1D852468799CAC08 via reddit

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