25 Crazy Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon

Posted by , Updated on February 14, 2024

The largest Internet-based retailer in the world by total sales and market capitalization, Amazon sells hundreds of millions of different items. Considering this sheer number, it comes as no surprise that some of these products are actually quite weird. Curious about what some of the most unusual and curious items available on Amazon are? From fluorescent toilet paper and unicorn meat to bucket of scat and uranium ore, here are 25 Crazy Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon.


Sushi Pillow

Sushi PillowSource and image: amazon.com

Sushi lovers might appreciate the possibility of laying their heads down on this sushi plush pillow by KPT. Made from cotton, the pillow is approximately 6″ x 6.6″ x 5.1.”


Beard Hat

Beard HatSource and image: amazon.com

Protect your head and facial hair from cold with this foldaway, detachable, and adjustable beard hat. It is very soft and never itchy.


Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

Glow in the Dark Toilet PaperSource and image: amazon.com

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even during a power outage – with this new Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper by Thumbsup.



Donald Talking Pen

Donald Talking PenSource and image: amazon.com

This crazy pen includes 8 different sayings in Trump’s real voice. It boasts a fantastic audio quality that will make you think that Trump is actually in the room with you.


Body Anatomy Fleece Throw Blanket

anatomy throwSource and image: amazon.com

Made from cozy polyester fabric, this creepy fleece throw blanket will remind others what you look like without skin.


Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

Wi-Fi Detector ShirtSource and image: amazon.com

The glowing bars on the front of the shirt with built-in wi-fi detector dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates.


Indoor Snowballs

Indoor SnowballsSource and image: amazon.com

Enjoy a snowball fight anytime you want with this set of indoor snowballs. They are machine washable and dryable on gentle cycle and are approximately 3″ in diameter.


Finger Hands Finger Puppets

Finger Hands Finger PuppetsSource and image: amazon.com

If you put this set of small hands on your fingers, it will look like your fingers have fingers.


Laser Target Alarm Clock

Laser Target Alarm ClockSource and image: amazon.com

The rule is simple here – hitting the center of the target with the laser gun is the only way to turn off the alarm sound in the morning.


Commando Party Costume Suit

Commando Party Costume SuitSource and image: amazon.com

Perfect as a Halloween costume, for prom, and other year-round occasions such as a bachelor party or wedding, this original suite will always make you stand out.


Dog Wig

Dog WigSource and image: amazon.com

Your dog can be highly visible at a party too. Get them this fancy, easily adjustable dog wig by NACOCO.


Unicorn Meat

Unicorn MeatSource and image: amazon.com

Well, we don’t even ask what this thing is really made of…


Life-size Bigfoot Statue

Life-size Bigfoot Statue Source and image: amazon.com

Embellish you boring living room with this giant, life-size Bigfoot statue by Design Toscano. Each piece is individually hand-painted by the company’s artisans.


8-bit sunglasses

8-bit sunglassesSource and image: amazon.com

Live in the 8-bit world with the stylish 8-bit sunglasses, a replica of those worn by the classic Mario Bros characters. These are 100% functional sunglasses though, providing UV 400 protection.


Toilet Mini Golf

Toilet Mini GolfSource and image: amazon.com

Why read the newspaper when you can play golf during your down time? The set comes with a small putter, green that wraps around your toilet, 2 balls, and a hole with a flag.


Replica of Human Fat

Replica of Human FatSource and image: amazon.com

This human body fat replica by Nasco provides you with a physical and visual representation of excess body fat.


Waxed Bacon Floss

Waxed Bacon FlossSource and image: amazon.com

Forget about the boring mint flavored dental floss. This bacon flavored dental floss is the right thing for you.


Bacon Bandages

Bacon BandagesSource and image: amazon.com

Talking about bacon, you can also try these bacon bandages because nothing makes a cut feel better than being reminded of your favorite breakfast meat.


Periodic Table Shower Curtain

Periodic Table Shower Curtain Source and image: amazon.com

Made from eco-friendly PEVA plastics, this periodic table shower curtain by Splash Bath makes a great addition to any science lover’s bathroom.


Bucket of Scat

Bucket of Scat Source and image: amazon.com

Here is a unique collection of various scat replicas contained in one bucket. (By “scat,” they mean poop.) Ideal for nature studies and animal identification projects or just for those who like to look at scat.


Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Runny Nose Shower Gel DispenserSource and image: amazon.com

Just press the nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. Easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back.


Book on History of the Fart

Book on History of the FartSource and image: amazon.com

Written by Jim Dawson, “Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart” is a revolutionary book full of historical and scientific fart tales.


Edible Scorpions

Edible ScorpionsSource and image: amazon.com

Ever wondered how scorpions taste? Get this bag that contains 1 edible Black Forest Scorpion. However, because they are so fragile, they usually are not 100% intact and may be in multiple pieces.


Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore Source and image: amazon.com

According to the description on Amazon, this package of uranium ore is great for performing nuclear experiments.



NothingSource and image: amazon.com

Nothing is better than chocolate, flowers, and balloons. Nothing is better than an expensive dinner and wine. Nothing is better than everything. So get them nothing.