25 Crazy Things You Can Actually Buy On Amazon

Sushi lovers might appreciate the possibility of laying their heads down on this sushi plush pillow by KPT. Made from cotton, the pillow is approximately 6″ x 6.6″ x 5.1.”

Protect your head and facial hair from cold with this foldaway, detachable, and adjustable beard hat. It is very soft and never itchy.

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even during a power outage – with this new Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper by Thumbsup.

This crazy pen includes 8 different sayings in Trump’s real voice. It boasts a fantastic audio quality that will make you think that Trump is actually in the room with you.

Made from cozy polyester fabric, this creepy fleece throw blanket will remind others what you look like without skin.

The glowing bars on the front of the shirt with built-in wi-fi detector dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates.

Enjoy a snowball fight anytime you want with this set of indoor snowballs. They are machine washable and dryable on gentle cycle and are approximately 3″ in diameter.

If you put this set of small hands on your fingers, it will look like your fingers have fingers.

The rule is simple here – hitting the center of the target with the laser gun is the only way to turn off the alarm sound in the morning.

Perfect as a Halloween costume, for prom, and other year-round occasions such as a bachelor party or wedding, this original suite will always make you stand out.

Your dog can be highly visible at a party too. Get them this fancy, easily adjustable dog wig by NACOCO.

Well, we don’t even ask what this thing is really made of…

Embellish you boring living room with this giant, life-size Bigfoot statue by Design Toscano. Each piece is individually hand-painted by the company’s artisans.

Live in the 8-bit world with the stylish 8-bit sunglasses, a replica of those worn by the classic Mario Bros characters. These are 100% functional sunglasses though, providing UV 400 protection.

Why read the newspaper when you can play golf during your down time? The set comes with a small putter, green that wraps around your toilet, 2 balls, and a hole with a flag.

This human body fat replica by Nasco provides you with a physical and visual representation of excess body fat.

Forget about the boring mint flavored dental floss. This bacon flavored dental floss is the right thing for you.

Talking about bacon, you can also try these bacon bandages because nothing makes a cut feel better than being reminded of your favorite breakfast meat.

Made from eco-friendly PEVA plastics, this periodic table shower curtain by Splash Bath makes a great addition to any science lover’s bathroom.

Here is a unique collection of various scat replicas contained in one bucket. (By “scat,” they mean poop.) Ideal for nature studies and animal identification projects or just for those who like to look at scat.

Just press the nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. Easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back.

Written by Jim Dawson, “Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart” is a revolutionary book full of historical and scientific fart tales.

Ever wondered how scorpions taste? Get this bag that contains 1 edible Black Forest Scorpion. However, because they are so fragile, they usually are not 100% intact and may be in multiple pieces.

According to the description on Amazon, this package of uranium ore is great for performing nuclear experiments.

Nothing is better than chocolate, flowers, and balloons. Nothing is better than an expensive dinner and wine. Nothing is better than everything. So get them nothing.