25 Corny Jokes That You Might Actually Laugh At

Do you enjoy corny jokes? Have you ever wondered what the cheesiest joke in the world is? We are here to help you out! Famous for being told by dads around the world, corny jokes are usually only good enough to get a few eye rolls. These corny one liners, however, are 25 corny jokes that you might actually laugh at!

25

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

All of the fans left!

24

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why did the bicycle fall over?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

It was two tired!

23

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

A bagel

22

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

It got stuck in a crack

21

Why don't they play poker in the savannah?

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Too many cheetahs!

20

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Christian Bale

19

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Ten-tickles!

18

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Ground beef

17

How does a squid go into battle?

How does a squid go into battle?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Well armed!

16

What did the duck say to the bartender?

What did the duck say to the bartender?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Put it on my bill!

15

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

An investigator!

14

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Follow the fresh prints!

13

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

How did the hipster burn his tongue?Source: reddit, Image: freestockphotos.biz

He drank his coffee before it was cool

12

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

A Brazilian

11

What kind of bagel can fly?

What kind of bagel can fly?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

A plain bagel.

10

How is imitation like a plateau?

How is imitation like a plateau?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

They are both the highest form of flattery!

9

A magician was driving down the street...

A magician was driving down the street...Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Then he turned into a driveway

8

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Bison

7

My sister bet me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

My sister bet me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghettiSource: reddit, Image: wikipedia

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

6

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Reality

5

I tried to get a picture of some fog...

I tried to get a picture of some fog...Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Mist

4

What does a nosy pepper do?

What does a nosy pepper do?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Get jalapeno business!

3

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

He was outstanding in his field!

2

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

pterodactylSource: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Because the “p” is silent.

1

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

swiss flagSource: reddit, Image: wikipedia

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.



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