If you’re old enough to access this article and read it, then you must already know that the world is a strange place. Whether it’s language, politics, or even science, there is no end to the apparent contradictions and strange ways that things fall together. Just to set the stage, though, this list isn’t necessarily about the way things are, but the way things could be. Think of it as a list of thoughts that reflect extremely ironic situations. These situations may or may not be facts. For example, the only time you clean your skeleton is when you brush your teeth. That is a fact. It is something you probably never thought about but it is real. Then there is the thought that reading “Do not touch” in braille would probably be a very unsettling experience. It could be real, and maybe there is such a sign somewhere in the world. But even if there isn’t, it’s a very interesting, and somewhat silly thing to think about. So read the following list with a grain of salt. These are 25 Clever Observations You’ve Probably Never thought About Before.
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If you have a Samsung phone and call your friend that lives on another continent, you're calling from a Galaxy far, far away.
Through, tough, thorough, thought, trough, though don't rhyme, but pony and bologna do.
You don't realize how little shampoo you actually need until you are almost done with the bottle.
The computer that your are using is the result of a long series of tools being used to make newer tools, all the way back to the caveman with a rock.
Brushing your teeth before going to the dentist is kind of like cramming before taking a test.
There are few things that scream "top of the food chain" like eating squid-ink calamari pasta. You're eating another animal and seasoning it with it's own defense mechanism.
At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.
Every day you spend multiple hours vividly hallucinating. Then you wake up and eat the meat of other animals for energy before going off to do something you don't really want to do in exchange for pieces of paper.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future.
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires.
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