25 Best Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Pretty Clever

A bad pickup line is, at best, a clever icebreaker to let someone know you find them interesting. At worst, it’s an overly practiced way to be (perhaps unintentionally) creepy. Don’t be the second person.

Also, pickup lines are still totally cool to randomly use on your special person even if you’ve been in a relationship for a while. Yes, it’s cheesy, but come on, we’re humans. Deep down we all like the cheese. For your consideration and amusement, here are 25 Best Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Pretty Clever.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

thiskissthiskissSource: http://guaranteedpickuplines.com/

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

FREEDOMSource: http://www.complex.com

Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAAAAAAMMMMM GIRL!

beaverSource: http://www.complex.com

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

alatteSource: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

dementors kissSource: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

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