25 Anti-Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling Your Eyes

Posted by , Updated on June 27, 2018


Are you ready to hear some anti-jokes that will leave you rolling your eyes? These anti-jokes are so not funny that you might just laugh hysterically! To get started, let’s make sure that we’re all on the same page. An anti-joke by definition is a joke that involves the teller finishing with something that is intentionally not funny or meaningless. The irony of this is typically what leads to the humor. In other words, the joke is actually the lack of a joke. Try not to laugh because this list of anti-jokes is anything but not funny. From an anti-joke about a chicken to an Alzheimer’s anti-joke and everything in between, these are 25 Anti-Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling Your Eyes!


What is red and smells like blue paint?

red and green paint and brushes

Red paint


What is brown and sticky?

the work stick with a tree as an I

A stick


What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

statue of George Washington

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.


What did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

gavel on table

We are both lawyers


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

bat symbol on building

Get in the car


What did the homeless man get for christmas?

homeless man laying on bench



What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Blue tractor in a field

Where’s my tractor?


Knock knock!

brown door

Come in!


How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

man screwing in lightbulb

To get to the other side


What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep?

yellow door

Whatever his name happens to be


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

monkey in tree

Because it was dead


How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

lightbulb in the dark



What has two legs, and is red all over?

man with hands on hips saying yeah, that's pretty gross

Half a cat


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Why did the man buy a watermelon?

cut watermelon in the grass

So he could eat it


Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?

ice cream with nuts

Because he got hit by a bus


Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

octopus on a rock

Because they are antisocial creatures by nature


Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup?

a tangle of rubber bands

Because he wasn’t a very good waiter


Why was six afraid of seven?

multicolor number tiles

It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

two chickens

Nobody knows, as chickens are incapable of speaking any human language


What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

brown bear on rock

Getting eaten by a bear


What did the employee say to her boss in the afternoon?

woman waving good bye

See ya later


Hey, the eighties called.

pay phone at night

They were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.


What happens when you throw a green ball in the Red Sea?

ball floating in water

It gets wet


What's Green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you?

close up on balls on a billard table

A pool table


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