Some people may claim that what you wear on your feet could reflect traits of your personality. This claim might seem easily disputed and controversial. You might call it the kind of statement only made by a superficial person who judges everything based on the “cover.” And yes, some people probably do pay too much attention to shoes.
But could shoes really reveal certain elements of someone’s personality? Definitely … maybe! Just keep in mind that most of the things you will read in the following list of 20 Strange Things Your Shoes Say About You aren’t backed up by scientific study or research.
We offer this list for entertainment purposes only. And we hope you find it entertaining, if not enlightening.
The lazy dude
It’s not the biggest secret out there that flip-flops are not made to cover long distances.
The people who pick flip-flops on lazy days or beach days during vacations can’t be described lazy, as this is pretty normal. However, the ones who love to wear them as their everyday footwear might be a little lazier than average. No offense … we love flip-flops too, but on lazy days only!
Materialistic girl
Modern fashion experts suggest that women with stilettos are usually ambitious girls determined to be fully independent (possibly even bosses) one day.
Some disagree and suggest that women who love stilettos are after a rich man and a wealthy marriage. One way or another, women who love to wear flashy stilettos are usually portrayed as being materialistic.
The fashion victim
When it comes to the trendy type, there are no favorite shoes. It doesn’t matter if it’s sports shoes, boots, high heels or flats; as long as they are in fashion, the trendy person will buy them and wear them.
Well, they’ll wear them until a new fashion comes along. Then the trendy guy or gal will have to spend some money on a new pair of shoes … again.
The retro type
The retro type is exactly the opposite of the trendy type. He likes his old, classic but well-kept shoes a lot. (Maybe a little more than he should.)
Regardless, shoes that are not new but remain well-cared-for show the character of the wearer: loyal and sure of his choices in life.
The explorer
You may have noticed that a few guys (mostly) wear hiking shoes or even mountaineering boots while shopping in the local market. That’s kind of strange but this specific type of guy just can’t help it.
It’s the explorer in them that won’t let their spirits (and feet) rest. They dream of long treks and mountains … even when they are waiting in line at Burger King’s.
The party animal (a.k.a. the extrovert)
Bright shoes stand out and demand attention. Back in the 1990s, they were an absolute must for every raver who respected him/herself.
Wearers of colorful or quirky shoes are usually extroverts and the soul of the company. They also love parties like nothing else in life.
The "player"
The “player” is a very unique category. To begin with, it’s always a man. It’s a man who values his shoes like very few things in life.
He may wear an inexpensive shirt or pants, but his shoes will always cost a mini fortune. He will wear his Italian leather dress shoes even during the summer … on the beach … while shirtless with his shorts on.
Yep, he’s THAT guy!
The feminist
The wedge is described by fashionistas as willful and powerful. It’s ideal for women who have a strong sense of self and who are, in general, very outgoing.
Women wearing wedges seem to have a strong presence wherever they are, and Kate Middleton is the perfect example of this type of shoe-wearer.
The confident type
No matter how you feel about flat shoes, the truth is that only truly confident guys and gals prefer to wear them at all times. Well, super-tall peeps too.
Further, flats are very comfortable for standing and walking around for a long period of time, which helps their wearers to focus on more important things than what they are wearing.
The flirty type
Knee-high boots are usually sexy and flirty. Especially when an attractive woman with long legs is wearing them. But wait a minute … does she really have long legs?
See, knee-high boots often create an illusion of having longer and slender legs. Those long legs might be an illusion; the wearers of such shoes often demand attention … usually in a good way.
The energetic type
Fashion specialists suggest that the people who love wearing sneakers are usually very energetic and youthful.
They love to socialize and are easy to be approached. They will make your life easier at work, as they are always willing to help.
The perfectionist
People who wear loafers are usually very responsible and detail-driven. It’s the type of person who won’t rest in peace if he/she doesn’t manage every little (unimportant, in some cases) detail.
So, if you can’t stand people with OCD issues, stay away from loafer-wearers. They definitely are not “loafers.”
The insecure type
Beautiful heels can give you a sense of poise when you walk and give you an extra boost of elegance.
However, when they are way too high (or even worse, “chunky”), they can make you look really inelegant. They can also pinpoint a person’s insecurity and desperation for a few extra inches of height.
The "liberal"
Shabby-looking, cheap, or even dirty shoes of any kind, from flip-flops to sneakers, give away the liberal type of shoe-wearer.
To make it even simpler, this type of boy or girl simply doesn’t give a damn about their shoes as long as the footwear protects their feet from mainly cold weather. They spend most of the summer walking around barefoot.
The hard worker
The workboot wearer is very conscious, hard-working, and knows exactly where he is heading in life. This is a very practical person. They always have a plan (or two).
The person who wears workbooks won’t take a step if he doesn’t have a plan B. And his plans, A or B, usually contain a lot of hard work … no wonder he always has his boots on.
The versatile type
The sneaker is undoubtedly the ideal shoe for someone who’s very versatile … an energetic person who’s open to exploring new options and different ideas.
These people don’t usually belong to a specific age group. That’s why you will often see an 18-year-old kid and a 65-year-old (kid) with the same energy and passion for life rocking them sneakers.
The "hipster"
Hipster shoes can include cowboy boots, sneakers, vintage shoes, unusual shoes, and a range of flats. There’s a twist though.
No matter what kind of shoes they have on, the pair of shoes has to fit their shocks and especially their hipster glasses. If they don’t make a good combo with the glasses, they aren’t good “hipster” shoes.
The moneymaker
This type is usually aggressive, disrespectful, and obnoxious. They will buy the most expensive shoes currently in the market just to demonstrate and brag about their wealth.
This type of shoe wearer doesn’t have a specific taste. They will buy even the most tasteless and inelegant shoe there is. The only criterion is that it’s not affordable to the masses.
The "superficial" girl
This type may sound similar to the moneymaker, fashion victim, and materialistic girl … but there are noticeable differences.
The superficial girl (in 99% of the cases, a female) can’t afford to buy what the moneymaker buys; doesn’t religiously follow every new trend in the fashion world, and doesn’t go after the most wealthy groom.
She just likes to show off what she can. She’s flashy and loves it. She will wear pointy-toed pumps with contrasting satin slingback just to get attention and show her fancy-colored toes. Not the brightest girl in the room but one of the flashiest for sure.
The stressed type
People who are worried and stressed about everything tend to have several boxes of news shoes waiting for them in their closet. Why? Because this type of shoe wearer has to wear brand-new shoes depending on the occasion.
A wedding of a friend means new shoes. A friend’s party means new shoes. A new date means new shoes … and the list goes on.
He or she just can’t help it. It’s a mental thing, after all. Actually, researchers even suggest that the decision to keep buying new shoes might be because these people frequently worry about their appearance and what others may think of them.
