The 25 Most Likely Ways You Will Die

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Fire or Smoke (1-in-1,116)

fireRoughly 50%-80% of fire related deaths are due to smoke inhalation rather than burns but together, in the United States, these claims thousands of lives ever year.
9

Assault by Firearm (1-in-325)

firearmIn many countries, primarily in Europe, where gun ownership has been outlawed, gun crimes remain fairly low. Other countries, however, have a much higher prevalence of gun violence. Places like Brazil, Colombia, South Africa, Guatemala, and the United States lose billions of dollars and thousands of lives annually due to this problem.
8

Falling Down (1-in-246)

falling down stairs If this seems benign, then you must be young. This is the leading cause of injury related death among seniors in the world.
7

Intentional Self-harm (1-in-121)

suicideEvery 40 seconds someone somewhere on this planet kills themselves and every year roughly 1 million lives are lost due to suicide.
6

Motor Vehicle Accident (1-in-100)

car crash In what is probably one of the most dangerous things any of us ever do on a regular basis, motor vehicle accidents claim about 50,000 American lives every year.
5

Accidental Injury (1-in-36)

accidental injury With this umbrella category being responsible for around 30 million emergency room visits annually, the number of lives lost every year as a result hover around 100,000.
4

Stroke (1-in-23)

strokeIf you live in the developed world and you are reading this, then before you reach the end of this page you are almost guaranteed to discover the source of your future demise. Strokes are included on that list and about 1/3 of stroke victims die as a result.
3

Cancer (1-in-7)

cancerIf you live long enough then it’s almost as certain as death and taxes that you will get some form of cancer in your body. Although new treatments are coming out every day, cancer is still responsible for about 13% of all human deaths world wide every year.
2

Heart Disease (1-in-5)

heart It is commonly thought by many experts that heart disease is the leading cause of death in the world. And while this may be true, at least in academic circles, there exists a force far more sinister…
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Chuck Norris

Chuck NorrisUnfortunately there are no statistics for Chuck Norris related deaths, but it is safe to say that your probability of survival is directly correlated to what he thinks of you being alive. In other words, if your existence upsets him, we are terribly sorry. For the rest of you, it may be in your best interest to review our top 25 reasons not to upset Chuck Norris.

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Comments

  1. jesus says:

    Really? Chuck Norris?! C’mon!

  2. kb says:

    This is BS. Assault by firearm is 1-325? Really? That is a .3% chance of getting shot (1/325=.003 => 3%). Is that taking the whole world into account? Even so that number seems ridiculously high. In 2010 11,000 homicides in the US were by gun. There are about 313,000,000 people in the US. 11,000/313,000,000 = .00003 => .003%, so that rate is off by 100x. add two more zeros to that 325 (32,500) and you’re a little closer, which puts it closer to your flood numbers…. which I also doubt are accurate. This whole list is likely way off.

  3. matt says:

    This article is bull and chuck Norris is 72 years old. Norris was also defeated in his first two tournaments, Don’t believe everything you see on TV. If you pinned chuck Norris vs a young boxer who has only been boxing for 5 years my money would be on the boxer. I wanted a serous article not a joke article thanks for wasting my time.

  4. ruffus says:

    Very interesting list. But most all of them are going to happen one day :( I just hope i die in my sleep with a good dream nothing bad

  5. Tom says:

    So… the stat on gun related deaths is wrong. According to UNODC and OAS, you only have a 1 in 9,803 chance of dying due to a firearm, and in fact, that includes suicides which are almost double homicides. If you only count homicides, the rate is 1 in 27,027. Just between “flood” and “air travel accident”

  6. slim says:

    All together weird, Lol !!

    • Ruffus says:

      Nobody says LOL any more, if your going to say it just laugh dont put LOL it is very very old

      • Lana says:

        Maybe they don’t care, maybe they are old, either way they should be able to express themselves without criticism. I’m feeling pretty high on my horse today.

  7. eddie says:

    Great list, until number 1 was revealed. Ridiculous. Just ridiculous. *facepalm*

  8. Jack says:

    Great list. Was particularly surprised about #1. Haha

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