25 Unintentionally Funny Newspaper Headlines

You’ve got to hand it to the newspapers. They have barely a few inches of space to cram their huge attention grabbing headlines and not that much time to think of them either. As a result, in spite of the editorial process, many times you get some hilarious headlines slipping past the writers and editors. Get ready to laugh because these are 25 unintentionally funny newspaper headlines.
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Army vehicle disappears

24

Man accused of killing lawyer receives a new attorney

23

Mayor Parris to homeless: Go home

22

Police composite

21

Missippi's literacy program shows improvement

20

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

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Utah poison control center reminds everyone not to take poison

18

Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking

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Boy saves sister's life - I wouldn't do it again, she's been a pain this week

16

Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons

15

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

14

City unsure why sewer smells

13

Alton attorney accidentally sues himself

12

Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

11

State prisons to replace easy-open locks

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Comments

  1. Mickey Sheahan says:

    9 is the funniest, it wouldn’t be as funny if her name wasn’t Chick.

  2. Ken Alberts says:

    I’d like to read the item about the lawyer accidentally suing himself. What’s next, the proctologist accidentally impaling himself?

  3. Kevin May says:

    #6 is from Private Eye, a UK satirical newspaper which was mocking other newspapers and their coverage of the death of Diana. So, not a strictly genuine error.

  4. Willow Lynn says:

    crazy headlines…

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