25 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand

Posted by , Updated on April 6, 2015

You’ve probably tried learning French, Spanish, or German, but those are nothing compared to Woman (the language). Most scholars agree that the only thing more impossible than understanding the language of women is dividing by 0. You have no hope. Don’t even try. Whatever. See? You probably thought that all of that means you should just give up and not try anymore right? Wrong! Any woman will tell you that in the language of women, it means the complete opposite. Here are 25 things women say that men misunderstand.

10

Thanks a lot

things women say that men don't understand

It’s a very small distinction but this is actually the opposite of “thanks”. Under no circumstances should you say “you’re welcome”. Typically that would land you back at #12 (Whatever).

9

Don't worry about it

things women say that men don't understand

This means she has told you to do something (possibly more than once) and she is now going to do it herself. Any further inquiries on your part will most likely result in #14 (*loud sigh*).

8

We can go anywhere you want

things women say that men don't understand

In most cases this means “You had better choose my favorite restaurant”.

7

We need to talk

things women say that men don't understand

You’re dead.

6

What are you doing?

things women say that men don't understand

This is actually not a question. It’s a statement akin to “You’re doing it wrong.”

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