That’s right. You should never look bad…especially when your image is immortalized on the pages of a scrapbook. Similarly, every guy should be able to…
The robot does not count, neither does the worm, or the dirty bird. Your manliness should dominate the dance floor, but if you must, see #1.
Its all in the eyes. Trust me, I’m telling the truth.
Reading is for girls. Unless it has something to do with MMA or ice hockey you don’t want to get caught in the act. Solution? Do it quickly, when no ones looking.
The be all end all. Once mastered, there is (almost) nothing that can stop you – an inextinguishable force of manliness impressing its manly will upon its subjects. Be careful though, a lesser man, armed with the knowledge of #3 is your Achilles Heel.