You are a man and therefore well acquainted with the affinity blood has for your clothing. Just remember, no hot water!
Real men save others from impending doom, which involves opening obstructed airways. Just hug them from behind and squeeze the life into them.
Just like tying your shoes makes you a human, tying your tie makes you a man.
Loosen bolts, jack car, remove bolts, remove tire, attach new tire, reattach bolts, lower car, tighten bolts, claim man points.
You should never not know where you are. A real man could find his way to the north pole blindfolded.