Chickens may not cross the road in Quitman, Georgia.
Residents of Tamarack, Idaho, are not allowed to purchase onions after dark unless they have a special permit from the sheriff.
It is illegal to give dogs, cats, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar in Zion, Illinois.
In Elkhart, Indiana, barbers may not threaten to cut children’s ears off.
It is against the law for any man within the city limits of Ottumwa, Iowa, to wink at any female with whom he is unacquainted.