25 Most Hilarious Windshield Notes Ever. You’ll Laugh So Hard When You Read These.

Posted by , Updated on August 1, 2017

Statistics tell us that road rage is an ever increasing problem…as if the roads weren’t already dangerous enough. Of course, sometimes the offending driver isn’t available to have the snot beaten out of them. It’s in cases such as these (typically involving horrendously executed parking jobs) that people resort to leaving a piece of their mind attached to the windshield of the poorly parked vehicle. Fortunately for us, not only does this free up extra beds in the emergency room, but it also gives us a chance to chuckle at the wit and sarcasm of the 25 most hilarious windshield notes ever.
25
Car can't move due to frozen door, no ticket please
24
Note: I have nothing of value left in my car, but thanks for checking anyway
23
Icecream parking note
22
Sorry! Don't ticket me, I have to go poo
21
Enjoying the benefits of society windshield note

20
Park less crappily
19
Curse windshield note
18
Optimus Prime windshield note
17
y u no park in designated space?
16
No more tickets please windshield note
15
I hope you crash and learn your lesson windshield note
14
Slide across your hood like a movie star windshield note
13
I'm pretending to right down my details windshield note
12
Sir Tyrannosaurus Rex windshield note
11
Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman windshield note
10
Who taught you to park? Stevie Wonder?
9
Her death is on your shoulders windshield note
8
Call me windshield note
7
I am not a drug dealer windshield note
6
four parking spaces windshield note
5
Learn to park Hellen Keller
4
speedracer windshield note
3
Deviants windshield note
2
Beaches are fun windshield note
1
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits

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