25 Lame Jokes That You’ll Never Grow Tired Of

Posted by , Updated on February 13, 2017

There are some jokes that never get old no matter how many times they are told…And we all have that one friend who likes to tell the same jokes over and over again, so we should all be used to this by now. These are 25 lame jokes that you’ll never grow tired of!

Featured Image: card karma via flickr

25

My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible.

lettersSource: pitchingkeys via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)
24

I always try to schedule my dentist appointments for 2:30. The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.

dentistSource: reddit, Image: maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com (public domain)

Hint: 2:30 (tooth hurty)

23

What's brown and sticky?

stickImage: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

A stick

22

What is big, grey and not very important?

elephantSource: AddiAtzen via reddit

An irrelephant

21

How do you fix a broken tuba?

tubaSource: Powerbomb39 via reddit, Image: commons.wikimedia.org (public domain)

With a tuba glue (tube of glue)


20

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of the cannibals stops and looks at the other one and says, "Does this taste funny?"

clownSource: newman1944 via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)
19

What's green and has wheels?

grassSource: Captain_William02 via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

Grass, I lied about the wheels

18

Why don't clams donate to charity?

clamsSource: liquor_for_breakfast via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

They’re shellfish

17

"Well, well, well... that's where you get water."

wellSource: Fatalstryke via reddit
16

"So... that's what you do with a needle and thread."

sewSource: Fatalstryke via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

Hint: So… (Sew…)

15

What's a frogs favorite drink?

frogSource: TR1LLW1LL via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

Croakacola

14

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

mashed potatoesSource: Titsass93 via reddit, Image: http://www.freestockphotos.biz (public domain)

Anyone can mash potatoes

13

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

pun
12

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

circusImage: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

It was in tents.

11

Have I told you the joke about the butter?

butter

Oh wait, I can’t tell you. You might…spread it.

 

10

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

astronautSource: goodbadjokes.com, Image: commons.wikimedia.org (public domain)

Park in it, man! (parking space)

9

What's the difference between a wolf and a flee?

wolfSource: answers.yahoo.com, Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

A wolf howls in the Prairie while a flee prowls on the hairy

8

What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?

giraffeSource: boyslife.org, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

A neck-tarine

7

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

nacho cheeseSource: answers.yahoo.com

Nacho cheese (not your cheese)

6

What did one snowman say to the other?

snowmanSource: goodbadjokes.com, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

Does it smell like carrots?

5

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

sandalsSource: itman290 via reddit

Philippe-flop!

4

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

chickenSource: troll-feeder via reddit, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

3

What did the policeman say to his belt button?

policeSource: jokels.com, Image: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

You’re under a vest

2

Why are teenage girls always in odd numbered groups?

i cant evenSource: gofrawgs via reddit, Image:

Because they just can’t even

 

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1

Why couldn't the skeleton climb the mountain?

skeletonSource: Herotopia via twitter, Image: pixabay.com (public domain)

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