25 Hilarious Parenting Stories Of Inappropriate Kid Moments

Posted by , Updated on June 21, 2017

Believe it or not, human children are not born with any social skills. While wolf and lion cubs may, perhaps, be born with some sort of pack instinct, human babies just don’t bear that burden. What they do have are clever, inquisitive minds, strong wills, and working bowels. If you’ve had a child, we’re sure you’ve experienced a few moments of embarrassment courtesy of your offspring. If you need a giggle, or perhaps to just not feel so alone in your spit-up stained yoga pants, here are 25 Hilarious Parenting Stories Of Inappropriate Kid Moments.



When you invite friends and relatives over to meed the new baby - and the new baby screams the entire time they're there.

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As I was discussing finances with a professional (read: important, grown up conversation), my son grabs on to me and starts yelling “My butt hurts, my butt hurts! It has poop in it!”

whenyougottagoyougottagoSource: www.babble.com user: Heather Neal Image

"My child once approached and overweight woman in a store and congratulated her on eating her entire dinner."

eatingallherdinnerSource: http://www.bforbel.com/

“I was bending down to hug my toddler on his first day of preschool, and as I knelt, in front of all the new parents, my pants ripped wide open!”

ripSource: www.pgeveryday.com User: Sarah Image Source: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

When at another child’s birthday party, the host asked me what I would like to drink. My daughter answered, “Mommy will have wine.”

mommywineSource: www.babble.com user: Julie Jay Image Source: https://pixabay.com (public domain)

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